john is my spirit animal

Well, for official events like this,” he said. “We’re like a pair of crows among the peacocks.”
Halt snorted. “Peacocks are overrated birds,” he said. “They’re dull-witted and they make an ugly, raucous noise.” He gestured at the people around them. “Rather like this lot.
—  Ranger’s Apprentice: The Early Years The Battle of Hackham Heath by John Flanagan

“Thanks, John.”

 “Don’t get used to it, Griffin, I’m returning to my usual asshole state of being as we speak.”

 “If you ever need help with anything,” she continued seriously, “just ask.”

 “Well for starters you could show me how to draw fucking giraffe legs because I can’t seem to figure it out…”

- don’t ask me why, I just felt inspired at a spiritual level to draw this.

-gotta read the hsau by @hedaclexa @effortlessly-opulent