john holmes

yeah but imagine some dude coming to their apartment all angry and being like “which one of you arseholes is Holmes?????” and john feeling all protective and just being like “uh that’s me, what the fuck do u want” and then a whole case ensues but now everyone is calling him John Holmes and every time someone does it Sherlock just gets this little :o surprise face and so then Sherlock jokingly calls him John Holmes a few times because why would he ever waste an opportunity to pretend they shared a last name and when he does John is like “I WISH U WERENT JOKING”