Seriously, where is my time machine?

I need to chill with the following people in the 80’s :

Corey Haim
River Phoenix
C.Thomas Howell
Rob Lowe
Matt Dillon
Emilio Estevez
Judd Nelson
Winona Ryder
Johnny Depp
Holly Robinson
Lea Thompson
Patrick Swayze
Michael Hutchence
John Candy
John Hughes
Kurt Russell
Goldie Hawn
Julia Roberts
Drew Barrymore
Whoopi Goldberg
Thomas Wilson Brown
Ralph Macchio
Christina Applegate
Jennifer Connelly
Brad Pitt
Molly Ringwald
John Stamos
Honestly, I would probably sleep with half of them