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The Bob’s Burgers Music Album comes out May 12 on Sub Pop Records! 

Featuring 112 tracks from regular cast members such as Kristen Schaal, H. Jon Benjamin, and John Roberts, alongside guests including Sarah Silverman, Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Paul Rudd, Fred Armisen, and Zach Galifianakis. The release also includes the Bob’s Buskers series, in which St. Vincent, the National, Stephin Merritt, and more covered Bob’s Burgers songs. 

The Bob’s Burgers Music Album will be released as a 2 CD set, a 3 LP regular version, and the deluxe limited-edition 3 LP gift box that will include colored vinyl, the Bob’s Buskers 7 inch, a hardbound lyric book with original Bob’s Burgers artwork, a sheet music collection, 3 original posters, and more. 

Check out the full tracklist on iTunes, and watch Teddy’s unboxing video here, made by the fine folks at Bento Box!



Liza Minnelli (Cecily Strong), Diana Ross (Sasheer Zamata), Mick Jagger (Harry Styles) and John Travolta (Jimmy Fallon) take on Kristen Stewart (Kate McKinnon), Gwen Stefani (Melissa Villaseñor), David Blaine (Pete Davidson) and John Travolta (Jimmy Fallon).



Oh my god this is fucking AWESOME! This is so fun!

I didn’t know what to expect, but it’s really extremely good. And it’s easy more thriller-esque than it is comedy.
It’s funny too, but it’s got me in a dizzying adrenaline rush…
And you can stop with the “Kristen Stewart doesn’t smile” talk. She smiles in here, even if she doesn’t smile, I smiled because she made me smile, she’s a funny chick.


Week Ending March 20th, 2017

  1. Emma Watson +1
  2. Harry Styles +1
  3. Cole Sprouse −2
  4. Chris Evans +7
  5. Amanda Seyfried 
  6. Dan Stevens
  7. Tom Hiddleston −3
  8. Sebastian Stan 
  9. Jensen Ackles +4
  10. Melissa Benoist +7
  11. Lili Reinhart −4
  12. Katie McGrath −7
  13. KJ Apa +1
  14. Lin-Manuel Miranda
  15. Benedict Cumberbatch +1
  16. Kylie Jenner +3
  17. Kendall Jenner +3
  18. Mads Mikkelsen
  19. John Boyega
  20. Kristen Stewart −14

The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names weren’t on the list last week.

carowren  asked:

K's bodyguard HGB wearing a blue beanie was standing behind her co-star T. J. on the Nola Swamp tour boat with the cast/crew of Underwater in the pic released recently. Why would he be there? K has assistants/ friends C.J. & S.M. to be there with her. Two words: family protection. He also acts as interface between K and paps. Rob's body guard was listed in the QOTD credits. What other actors have bodyguards on set with them? R & K protect what is theirs very well with well honed tactics.

Yes I saw that. Not only was HBG at this cast/crew outing (CJ, Suzie & Stella being part of the crew as K’s assistants) he was also @ Ks BDay party and outings.

Why? Sure, no doubt he and Kristen have a bond. But sadly we know Kristen needs him there not just as a friend but to serve his purpose as her bodyguard!

It’s been fascinating watching Kristen’s evolution on set.

With Twilight she had a combination of her brother and then John as guardian/PA…

When Kristen was younger it was mostly her mother.

Kristen has said that once she no longer required a guardian be with her she quite liked being on set cut off from family and friends. It helped her focus on her work.

But something started to change. Subtly at first but now we can no longer ignore it.

I feel the start of the change was when she filmed Clouds of Sils Maria. Suzie joined her and was credited in the film as Kristen’s assistant. We also saw a slew of friends visiting Kristen on set throughout their locations in Europe.

She had friends tag along when she was in NYC to film Anesthesia, and Lindsey was with her primarily while she filmed Still Alice. (Note to myself…check film credits)

She had Scott with her for Equals but that was a fairly long shoot on the other side of the world. Perhaps her friends were not available to stand in as hired hands.

Scott seems to have flown the coop and Kristen seems to be choosing her closest friends to accompany her on location. Primarily Suzie but often CJ will join or tag team and now we’ve added Stella to the mix.

Some will label these ppl as hangers on but they are close loyal friends that are no doubt paid when they serve as Kristen’s helpers on these projects.

The question is…why would Kristen need more than one person with her? We know she’s quite independent and she could easily hire any old PA to do whatever schlepping is required while she’s working. But on the last several movies Kristen’s filmed she’s had 2-3 assistance/friends with her?

Call me crazy (I know many of you do) but makes all the sense in the world that when you have precious cargo accompanying you while you are on location (2/3 children) you might need several hands to help out! Suzie along with being a great friend also has experience as a nanny. Though I don’t think Suzie is Kristen’s primary nanny no doubt she’d be trusted to oversee childcare logistics when Kristen and Rob are unavailable.

Having her family with her, it also makes sense that Kristen would expand that to include her larger circle of family/friends rather than hiring strangers that would take time to gain her trust when her and her family’s privacy and security is at stake.

Yes! No doubt RK have this down to a science and no doubt their fierce when it comes to protecting their family!

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