john a. zoidberg

  • Bender: I am a very bad person. I am a very, very bad person. I am a horrible person.
  • Fry:
  • Leela:
  • Amy:
  • Hermes:
  • Zoidberg:
  • Farnsworth:
  • Bender: “No you’re not, Bender! We still love you, Bender!”
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BENDER: TV would stink if everyone on it was a positive role model!

Futurama, Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV (2003) dir. Brian Sheesley

Canon LGBT in Futurama

Philip J Fry - Bi/Poly/Pansexual

  • He is still attracted to Leela after she switches bodies with The Professor in “Prisoner of Benda”.
  • Enjoy’s Zapp’s flirting in “Neutopia”. 
  • Has romantic relationship with an agender character in “Beast with a Billion Backs”. 
  • Bender says Fry “gets all the guys” because he dresses like a tramp and he makes absolutely no attempt to deny it in “I Second that Emotion” 
  • Admits to being attracted to a statue of Zapp Brannigan in one of the comics. The comics can be considered loosely canon as long as they don’t do anything that specifically contradicts the show’s canon. 
  • Has dated several women through the series. 

Turanga Leela - Bi/Poly/Pansexual 

  • Kisses Amy Wong in “Bender’s Game”.
  • Goes to a female strip club in “Neutopia” 
  • Has dated several men through the series. 

Amy Wong- Bi/Poly/Pansexual 

  • Kissed Turanga Leela in “Bender’s Game”. 
  • Has dated several men through the series. 

John Zoidberg- Bi/Poly/Pansexual 

  • Straight up kisses a guy in “Law and Oracle”. 
  • It is heavily implied he’s attracted to Fry. In “Mobius Dick” Leela threatened to marry Fry and Zoidberg if they didn’t obey her orders and Zoidberg was extremely disappointed when they stopped her. Also in “Time Keeps Slipping” Fry is upset about how Leela isn’t in love with him and how his life is empty because of, to which Zoidberg replies singing “Zoidberg” and gesturing to himself. 
  • Has also dated a few women through the series. 

Professor Farnsworth- Bi/Poly/Pansexual 

  • In “Anthology of Interest: Part 2″ Bender is turned into a human and kisses Farnsworth. While Bender says he didn’t enjoy it the The Professor responds with “Speak for yourself.” 
  • He’s also been attracted to several women through the series. 

Hermes Conrad- Bi/Poly/Pansexual 

  • Is attracted to Labarbra as a man and a woman in “Neutopia” 

Labrarbra Conrad- Bi/Poly/Pansexual 

  • Is attracted to Hermes as a man and a woman in “Neutopia” 
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“It contains a parallel universe! And when you create a parallel universe, it’s almost always populated by evil twins!”

ISTP/INTP Relationships

Zoro [ISTP] + Nico Robin [INTP] from One Piece

Emma Swan [ISTP] + Archie Hopper [INTP] from Once Upon a Time

Luke Danes [ISTP] + Jess Mariano [INTP] from Gilmore Girls

Doctor John Zoidberg [INTP] + Turanga Leela [ISTP] from Futurama

Mary Morstan [ISTP] + Sherlock Holmes [INTP] from BBC’s Sherlock

Doctor Pulaski [ISTP] + Jean Luc-Picard [INTP] from Star Trek: The Next Generation

anonymous asked:

What are some of INTP characters?

Her are all the INTP characters I have so far:

  • Dr. Victor Frankenstein from Penny Dreadful
  • Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran High School Host Club
  • Galadirel from The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit (Film)
  • Jane from Disney’s Tarzan
  • Stan from Gravity Falls
  • Leo Fitz from Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
  • Nicco Robin from One Piece
  • Sherlock Holmes from BBC’s Sherlock
  • Osgood from Doctor Who
  • Mako from Avatar: Legend of Korra
  • Kakashi from Naruto and Naruto Shippuden
  • Maurice Moss from The IT Crowd
  • Jess Mariano from Gilmore Girls
  • Ben Urich from Marvel’s Daredevil
  • Doctor John Zoidberg from Futurama
  • Smaug from The Hobbit
  • Bruce Banner from Marvel’s Cinematic Universe
  • Taliesin the Merlin from The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley
  • Archie Hopper/Jiminy Cricket from Once Upon a Time
  • Dr. Whale from Once Upon a Time
  • Maleficent from Once Upon a Time
  • Albus Dumbledore from Harry Potter Series
  • Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter Series
  • Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls
  • Freddie Thorne from Peaky Blinders
  • Poussey Washington from Orange is the New Black
  • Shizuku Mizutani from My Little Monster
  • BMO from Adventure Time
  • Ninth Doctor from Doctor Who
  • Maurice from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast
  • The Witch from Pixar’s Brave
  • Grandmother Fa from Disney’s Mulan
  • Evil Scientist from The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Richard from Silicon Valley
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars
Sorting INTP Characters

I have gotten a lot of questions about house sorting personality types. But it doesn’t work like that. To demonstrate this I will go through each type and sort as many characters as I can into hogwart houses. As you will see, a type doesn’t determine what house you are in.

  1. Dr. Victor Frankenstein from Penny Dreadful Slytherin
  2. Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran High School Host ClubRavenclaw
  3. Galadirel from The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit (Film) – Slytherin
  4. Jane from Disney’s TarzanGryffindor
  5. Leo Fitz from Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.Gryffindor
  6. Nicco Robin from One Piece Ravenclaw
  7. Sherlock Holmes from BBC’s SherlockRavenclaw
  8. Osgood from Doctor Who Hufflepuff
  9. Mako from Avatar: The Legend of Korra Gryffindor
  10. Kakashi from Naruto and Naruto Shippuden Slytherin
  11. Maurice Moss from The IT Crowd Ravenclaw
  12. Jess Mariano from Gilmore GirlsRavenclaw
  13. Ben Urich from Marvel’s Daredevil Gryffindor
  14. Doctor John Zoidberg from Futurama Hufflepuff
  15. Smaug from The Hobbit Slytherin
  16. Bruce Banner from Marvel’s Cinematic Universe Ravenclaw
  17. Taliesin the Merlin from The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley – Ravenclaw
  18. Archie Hopper/Jiminy Cricket from Once Upon a Time Ravenclaw
  19. Dr. Whale from Once Upon a Time Slytherin
  20. Maleficent from Once Upon a Time Slytherin
  21. Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff GirlsRavenclaw
  22. Freddie Thorne from Peaky Blinders Gryffindor
  23. Poussey Washington from Orange is the New Black Gryffindor
  24. Shizuku Mizutani from My Little MonsterRavenclaw
  25. BMO from Adventure TimeHufflepuff
  26. Ninth Doctor from Doctor Who Gryffindor
  27. Richard from Silicon ValleyRavenclaw
  28. Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars Gryffindor
  29. Gaius from BBC’s Merlin Ravenclaw
  30. Abed Nadir from Community Hufflepuff
  31. Brian Griffin from Family Guy Gryffindor
  32. Jean Luc-Picard from Star Trek: The Next Generation Gryffindor
  33. Edward Nygma from Gotham Ravenclaw
  34. Elphaba from Wicked : The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire – Ravenclaw
  35. Captain Cold from The Flash Slytherin
  36. Toby Ziegler from The West Wing Ravenclaw
  37. Merlin from The Sword and the Stone Slytherin
  38. The Apprentice from Once Upon a Time Hufflepuff
  39. Velma Dinkley from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? Ravenclaw
  40. Poison Ivy from DC: The New 52Gryffindor
  41. Mark Cohen from Rent Hufflepuff
  42. Charlie Brown from The Peanuts Ravenclaw
  43. Amy Farrah Fowler from The Big Bang Theory Ravenclaw
  44. Wiz from The Wiz NBC Live! Slytherin

Out of 44 INTPs: Slytherin - 9 | Ravenclaw - 18 | Gryffindor - 11 | Hufflepuff - 6

Conclusion: INTP characters are statistically more likely to be Ravenclaw.