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‘The Boyega Is Mine’ - Brandy/Monica Parody

  • me, after watching 4 to 6 episodes of a new tv show / reading a new book: well fuck
  • me, after realising that i've discovered yet another fucking ship to dedicate my life to: ahh fuckity fuck
quick Hamilton facts
  • Lafayette is YOUNGER than Hamilton by a couple of months.
  • Aaron Burr is about a year older than Hamilton.
  • Hamilton had an older brother, James. Jr. Hamilton.
  • Angelica once BITCH SLAPPED Jefferson so hard that Jefferson would sometimes refuse to go to events if he thought Angelica was going to be there. Jefferson also feared Eliza because of this incident.
  • Lafayette was rumored to have an affair with Antoinette.
  • Aaron Burr died 2 years later in 1836.
  • Peggy died in 1801.
  • This means that Eliza lost her father, her husband, her son, and her sister from 1801-1804.
  • Angelica only lived 10 more years after Hamilton died.
  • Eliza forgave Hamilton BEFORE Philip died.
  • Eliza loved to tell stories.
  • Anytime someone tried to apologize to Eliza for Hamilton's death (Monroe, Burr, etc.) she would scold them.
  • Lafayette couldn't dance to save his life. Marie Antoinette knew this and made fun of him by inviting him to a dance.
  • Aaron Burr remarried in 1833 and they remained together until his death.
  • His wife's name was ELIZA.
  • Aaron Burr was the lawyer in Maria Reynold's divorce procedures.
  • Aaron Burr AND Hamilton WORKED TOGETHER in 1801 for a murder trial.
  • Monroe tried to duel Hamilton over the Reynolds Pamphlet only to be stopped by BURR
  • Aaron Burr sucked with money.
  • Aaron Burr tried to create AMERICA 2.
  • THIS WAS ONLY 2-3 YEARS AFTER THE DUEL.
  • HE THEN RAN AWAY TO ENGLAND.
  • SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL BURR.