Taking Thailand pt 2
They arrived to the restaurant around 10:30 and walked in taking in the scene. There were people standing there waiting in line for their Johk which is a pork pourridge and when Liza found out what it was she straight out refused to eat it.
”Dude, i don’t eat pork and I don’t want pork for breakfast, i am not eating this.” She said with a frown.
Tj looked at her like she was nuts and added, “Bro you need to just chill out. I don’t want to eat pork either but…” when all of a sudden Jordache interrupted.
”Excuse me, but baby, if you think im fucking eating that shit you’re mistaken. You need to take me to mcdonald’s and treat me like the real lady that I am.”.
Silence. Everyone was just staring at Jordache, her rhinestone jeans shimmering in the bright Thai sun. Did she really just say that? Did that trashy looking American just turn down our food for Mcdonald’s? She did. And pretty soon everyone was feeling so uncomfortable that they left the little shanty, leaving them all standing there, Jordache having offended the native people of the very country we were dying to see.
”Are you fucking kidding me? ARE you fucking KIDDING me?” Jill asked, furiously.
”Who the fuck do you think YOU are to come into THEIR country and disrespect their fucking food? Are you some kind of fucking moron? I didn’t realize someone could be so utterly disrespectful”, she said to Jordache adding, “You’re a fucking idiot.”
Tj looked at Jill very angrily, “You can’t just talk to my girlfriend like that.”
Jill scoffed at looked at Tj, “Do you think I give two single fucks about your girlfriend? She walked up in here like she fucking owned the place and not only disrespected the culture and food but the actualy people themselves. You’re a fucking idiot, too. At least Liza didn’t just diss the entire culture and demand me take her to mcdonald’s to be treated like a ‘lady’. FYI LADIES don’t demand anything and they don’t act like disrespectful, ungrateful little cuntbags.”
Jordache snorted and stared at Jill and used her right hand to flick her hair back while she put her left hand on her hip. “What do you know about ladies? You wanna eat this pig shit, then eat it and i’ll let my girlfriend treat me to some mickey d’s.”
Jill laughed in her face. “You’ll LET your girlfriend treat you? You act so fucking entitled. Really, go shove a few sausage mcmuffins down your face, and me and Liza will instead go check out the scenes, enjoy the culture and good and probably go to the beach, all while you ‘let’ your girlfriend treat you to a heart attack. And oh, there’s a bee on your billabong shirt.”
Jill grabbed Liza’s hand and walked out, leaving Tj and Jordache to their own devices. Angry that this situation even happened. Jill knew they should have never invited them, but she knew more hilarity would ensue.
Liza slid her hand up Jill’s chest and kissed her and smiled. “Lol, go shove a few sausage mcmuffins down your face?” And they walked down the street hand in hand.
They were checking out some local shops and tourist spots when all of a sudden they heard a whizzing sound, so they turned around. It was none other than Jordache and Tj, both with Mcdonald’s drinks in their hands and Tj holding out a bag of food in offering of an apology.
“Listen, we’re both sorry that happened and we hope this makes up for it.” There were lots of french fries and chicken nuggets. “Liza, I know you must be hungry.” Tj told her and added, “And we got you food too, Jill. We’re sorry. Please don’t be mad or leave us.”
Liza smiled as she double fisted with french fries. And through her moans of french fry ecstasy, “TOTALLY FORGIVEN.” She said. Jill laughed and said, “But baby we literally just ate and you ate a bunch and said you’re full?!”.
“Aw hell naw nigga, these are french fries! Do you think i’d turn down FRENCH FRIES?”. Jill smiled and nodded, knowing it was true that her girlfriend LOVED french fries.
Jordache looked at them and said, “I don’t know about you guys but I am getting really sick of walking. I saw this place that has those segway thingies and I thought we could all rent one.”