johhn

Seb: *sits on couch watching TV*

Jim: *crawls onto Seb’s lap* Johhhn, I’m boooored

Seb: Jim stop it

Jim: I need a caaaase

Seb: Jim I’m not playing this

Jim: I need someone to get murdered so my big huge head doesn’t explode from boooredomm

Seb: Jim I mean it

Jim: Johhn will you rub my feet they’re sooo tired

Seb: Stop right now

Jim: Kiss me on the mouth Johhn I love youuu

Seb: I’m not doing it Jim

Jim: YOU NEVER LET ME ROLEPLAY SEBBY

die-jou-bu  asked:

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M AN INTJ AN INFJ AN INTP AN ISTP OR AN ENTP HELP ME WITH SUBJECTIVE FACTS PLEASE WHAT ARE THE TALE TELL SIGNS OF EACH BECAUSE I HAVE READ EACH AND EVERY ARTICLE BUT I COME ACROSS ANOTHER NEW ONE AND I HAVE TO RE THINK EVERYTHING AGAIN I'M GOING NUTS I NEED TO KNOW I NEED CLOSURE (seriously help me)

ok thembtisquad presents: a Very Serious & Official MBTI test

1. What do you think of Nietzsche
a. he’s ok I guess
b. he’s the ubermensch of my heart
if b, congrats you’re INTJ! if a, continue with test

2. How much of a troll are you?
a. like the modern internet usage or the traditional troll of folklore? because i’ve thought about this considerably and i think i can see similarities with both - do you want to read the rambling 4-page disseration i wrote on the topic?
b. like…. a regular amount?
c. JOHHN CEEENAAAA
if a, congrats you’re INTP! if c, congrats you’re ENTP! if b, continue with test.

3. Are you a good person?
a. well that’s very subjective, isn’t it? “good” person is nothing more than a platonic ideal we all strive for; i’d say i try but i’m human and fallible, and one man’s “good” is another man’s “evil.” I strive to be good in the scope of my understanding? 
b. fuck the system
if a, congrats you’re INFJ! if b, congrats you’re ISTP

if you didn’t identify with any of the choices, congrats you’re INFP, you special snowflake, you! 

(in all seriousness the range of choices probably indicates an Ne type. if you want a serious answer hit us up again and we’d be glad to help you figure it out)