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“Five years ago, I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran. Somebody shot out my tyres near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff. I pulled us out. But the Winter Soldier was there. I was covering my engineer so he shot him straight through me.”

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Trump supporters and conservative Christians must listen!

[Steve is helping Natasha get dressed without looking]

Natasha Romanoff: Now, you gotta help me get my arm into the sleeve.

Steve Rogers: Okay.

Natasha Romanoff: Is that my arm?

Steve Rogers: It doesn’t feel like an arm.

Natasha Romanoff: Then maybe you should let it go.

Steve Rogers: [pause] All righty.

anonymous asked:

What exactly did ScarJo say?

You can look up her speech online, but basically she said she’d like to be able to support Trump but that he had to support women first, which on paper isn’t bad necessarily but it’s sort of dismissive to women who are affected by other issues (race, sexuality, religion, etc.) and it detracts from all the numerous horrible things Trump has said that, while not about women and applicable to her specifically, are still demeaning and not worthy of support. So like, cool that you’d be ok with him so long as he “supported you first” but for a lot of people it doesn’t work that way.

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  • THE RETURN OF BARRY TROTZ HIP BUMPS
  • THE INTRODUCTION OF TJ OSHIE GITTIN DOWN
  • AND ALSO NATE SCHMIDT JITTERBUGGING
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