johanna x gale

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I JUST REALLY LOVE JOHANNA MASON, OKAY???!!!

*katniss everdeen voice* from now on, we’ll be using codenames; you may all address me as, “eagle one.” peeta is, “been there, done that.” johanna is, “currently doing that.” annie is, “it happened once in a dream.” finnick, “if i had to pick a dude.” madge, “i’d be lying if i said i hadn’t thought about it.” gale, “been there, done that, AND got the t-shirt.” and haymitch……… haymitch is, “eagle two.”

*haymitch abernathy voice* oh thank god

  • Katniss: From now on, we'll be using codenames. You can address me as "Mockingjay One". Gale, codename- "Been There, Done That". Peeta is "Currently Doing That". Finnick is "It Happened Once in a Dream". Johanna, codename- "If I Had To Pick a Chick". And Haymitch is..."Mockingjay Two".
  • Haymitch: Oh, thank God.
Mockingjay
  • Me after reading Mockingjay: Don't know whether to be grateful because Suzanne Collins ended the series with a happy ending or to be sad because Suzanne Collins killed Finnick
  • Me after watching Mockingjay Part 2: Don't know whether to be glad because the director followed the book and actually killed Finnick or to be mad because the director really followed the book and killed Finnick
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Johanna Mason: No Filter

“if i’m not supposed to ship it, then why’d they go and make it so deliciously shippable?” - an informative lecture and powerpoint presentation by me

  • Me before going to see MJ Part 2: [Rubs hands with glee]
  • Me: "I'm ready. I know this movie will destroy me emotionally but I'm prepared and I can handle it!"
  • Me after seeing MJ Part 2: "I couldn't handle it AT ALL! I WAS NOT PREPARED! I WAS NOT PREPARED! I WAS NOT PREPARED!"
  • Me: [Curls into a bawl on the floor and weeps]
Ricordati, ragazza di fuoco, che io scommetto ancora su di te.~
—  Hunger Games- La Ragazza di Fuoco

1990

Girl: *sobbing*
Mum: “Honey, what’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
Girl: “Leave me alone, you can’t undestand!”
Mum: “Oh, so it’s that cute guy at school again.”

2010

Girl: *sobbing*
Mum: “Honey, what’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
Girl: “Leave me alone, you can’t undestand!”
Mum: “Oh, so it’s your OTP again.”

So are you Team Peeta or Team Gale?

Oh, I’m Team Katniss.

If Johanna and Katniss got in a fight, who would win?

I mean, obviously Johanna would win. I’m not allowed to win. I would have to lose the fight, because I have to keep her alive. So Katniss would win, but only because I would let her.

- Jena Malone

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I just saw X-Men : days of future past and the only thing I can say is that Jennifer Lawrence is my queen.