johanna x gale



*katniss everdeen voice* from now on, we’ll be using codenames; you may all address me as, “eagle one.” peeta is, “been there, done that.” johanna is, “currently doing that.” annie is, “it happened once in a dream.” finnick, “if i had to pick a dude.” madge, “i’d be lying if i said i hadn’t thought about it.” gale, “been there, done that, AND got the t-shirt.” and haymitch……… haymitch is, “eagle two.”

*haymitch abernathy voice* oh thank god

  • Katniss: From now on, we'll be using codenames. You can address me as "Mockingjay One". Gale, codename- "Been There, Done That". Peeta is "Currently Doing That". Finnick is "It Happened Once in a Dream". Johanna, codename- "If I Had To Pick a Chick". And Haymitch is..."Mockingjay Two".
  • Haymitch: Oh, thank God.
  • Me after reading Mockingjay: Don't know whether to be grateful because Suzanne Collins ended the series with a happy ending or to be sad because Suzanne Collins killed Finnick
  • Me after watching Mockingjay Part 2: Don't know whether to be glad because the director followed the book and actually killed Finnick or to be mad because the director really followed the book and killed Finnick

Johanna Mason: No Filter

“if i’m not supposed to ship it, then why’d they go and make it so deliciously shippable?” - an informative lecture and powerpoint presentation by me

  • Me before going to see MJ Part 2: [Rubs hands with glee]
  • Me: "I'm ready. I know this movie will destroy me emotionally but I'm prepared and I can handle it!"
  • Me after seeing MJ Part 2: "I couldn't handle it AT ALL! I WAS NOT PREPARED! I WAS NOT PREPARED! I WAS NOT PREPARED!"
  • Me: [Curls into a bawl on the floor and weeps]
Ricordati, ragazza di fuoco, che io scommetto ancora su di te.~
—  Hunger Games- La Ragazza di Fuoco


Girl: *sobbing*
Mum: “Honey, what’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
Girl: “Leave me alone, you can’t undestand!”
Mum: “Oh, so it’s that cute guy at school again.”


Girl: *sobbing*
Mum: “Honey, what’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
Girl: “Leave me alone, you can’t undestand!”
Mum: “Oh, so it’s your OTP again.”

So are you Team Peeta or Team Gale?

Oh, I’m Team Katniss.

If Johanna and Katniss got in a fight, who would win?

I mean, obviously Johanna would win. I’m not allowed to win. I would have to lose the fight, because I have to keep her alive. So Katniss would win, but only because I would let her.

- Jena Malone


I just saw X-Men : days of future past and the only thing I can say is that Jennifer Lawrence is my queen.