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Discography meme

So @bengaliprincess is starting the new meme. Here are the instructions:

pick a band, list all their studio albums, and identify the best and worst tracks on each album

Because I love to rile up instrumental soundtrack fans, let’s talk about the Harry Potter movie soundtracks

Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s Stone

  • Best: Harry’s Wondrous World (Bet y’all thought I was gonna put Hedwig’s theme didn’t you)
  • Worst: In the Devil’s Snare and the Flying Keys (when you’re not watching the scene it’s relatively unexciting. I tie this with the Diagon Alley and Gringotts vault track because it just doesn’t capture the excitement of the first introduction to the wizarding world for me)

Chamber of Secrets

  • Best: The Dueling Club (god i love every part of the soundtrack that correlates to Lockhart it’s just so good and pretentious with that hint of inauthenticity. Tie that with the musical motif used for the spiders in thsi movie i swea r joh n williams my MAN)
  • Worst: Meeting Aragog (aside from the spider motif I just feel like there isn’t a lot going on here)

Prisoner of Azkaban

  • Best: Double Trouble (Dare I say that this song is more iconic than The Scottish Play itself?? Shakespeare whom?)
  • Worst: Hagrid the Professor (just can’t get into it)

Goblet of Fire

(the first HP movie with a score not by John Williams. Music by Patrick Doyle)

  • Best: The Quidditch World Cup (I really wanted to put something else…I wanted to be more original but this track is the most I will ever care about sports) and Death of Cedric (i don’t want to talk about it, but the emotion comes across very strongly in it)
  • Worst: Rita Skeeter (To be honest, it’s not bad. But in comparison with songs like Lockhart’s and Umbridge’s it just falls flat)

Order of the Phoenix

  • Best: Professor Umbridge (this song has been stuck in my head since 2007 and probably will be for the rest of my life)
  • Worst: The Kiss (Much like every other aspect of that scene, this does absolutely nothing for me)

Half-Blood Prince

  • Best: In Noctem (Listen my dudes…if the HP movies did anything right it was choral pieces)
    • sidenote: the song Wizard Wheezes wasn’t used for the film (they reused the Fireworks track from ootp instead, which I get) but it’s such a jam ahhh it’s a swing number and i adore it
  • Worst: Ginny (it’s soft in a way Ginny isn’t and feels odd and forced, just like the Harry/GInny romance in this movie)

Death Hallows Part 1

  • Best: Obliviate (The addition of Hermione being shows erasing her parents memories was one of the only good changes the films made and this track just tells you exactly what kind of story you are going into)
  • Worst: Whatever was playing when Harry and Hermione danced please god let me forget (Steve Kloves will pay for slandering Ron Weasley’s name in this way)

Deathly Hallows Part 2

Best: Courtyard Apocalypse

  • Worst: Every song on this score that was not Courtyard Apocalypse okay bye
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“I’M BEGGING YOU”

talking to a rl friend who watches bbc sh*rlock to see where they’re standin on The Issues: soo… u see the new episode or..,,, so how about those. how bout them sherlock. joh n is on there. ha HA . *makes one reference* *side eyes them* so… heard of sherlock Holmes? ive heard of the guy

  • What Other People Mean When They Love Angst: [they cheat on each other] [someone leaves the other] [the dynamic ends up ''not working''] [1000 other things that end in tragedy that my mind literally does not accept]
  • What I Mean When I Love Angst: o m ggg joh n brushed sherlock's cheekbone wi th hiS THUMB,,,,THEY BOTH WANT SO MUCH...THIS IS ULTIMATE ANGST...the y both thi n k that it impossible be together....noooooo,,,,,they' re only doing it to make oth er person happy. i wanna die i wanna die. how many chapters before the happy ending. kill me.

THE CONFIRMED FACT THAT SHERLOCK WENT BACK TO DRUGS WHEN JOHN GOT MARRIED IT WASN’T JUST THE CASE AND SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE ARGUED ABOUT THIS WITH US BUT IT WAS ITS OWN ELABORATE PLOT POINT WITH LISTS OF DRUGS AND HE HAD RELAPSED AND N LKWYIFHUJ’:LYGR HJKJLEKRYF!!! JOH N HOVERIN  ABOVE HIM ALL WORRIED

piratelock  asked:

SHERLOCKS 👏🏻 GOING 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 LOV 👏🏻 UP 👏🏻 ON 👏🏻 JOHN 👏🏻

SHIT.., FUCK..SHIT!!!!!! HE IS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG FUCKIN GRIN ON HIS FACE WHILE HE KISSES HIM ALL OVER?? RUBBIN HIS NOSE ON JOHS N NECK??? RUNNIN HIS HANDS ON THE TUM??? KISSY KISS WITH TONG E WHILE THEY GIFGLE AND HUM AND SMILE AND BOY HOWYD

JOH N IS ALL CONCERNED AND SHERLOCK JUST DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING CAUSE HE’S EMBARRASSED THAT HE GOT STRANGLED BY A TRAINED ASSASIN AS JOH N WAS MAKING FUN OF HOW COOL HE ACTS nJsidjHsAJOSOSKDKX