joffrey

Crowns: 1. Robert Baratheon  2. Joffrey Baratheon and Tommen Baratheon 3. Renly Baratheon  4. Margaery Tyrell  5. Cersei Lannister  6. Joffrey Baratheon   7. Driftwood Crown Euron Greyjoy  8. Cersei Lannister

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Imagine being the last mermaid left in the Seven Kingdoms. Some people want to see you dead, some want to marry you because of your beauty and some try to use you for your magic. But in the end your legend still goes on…

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Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king” ~ Tywin Lannister

Game of Thrones characters by Hogwarts Houses

By no means the first post like this, but I thought I’d throw my two cents onto the pile (maybe spoiler alert?)

HOUSE STARK AND OTHER NORTHERN CHARACTERS:
Ned- Hufflepuff (Ned was all about fairness and being just)
Catelyn- Hufflepuff/Slytherin (Loyal, but also ambitious in her own right)
Sansa- Slytherin (Able to manipulate Joffrey and, in her own way, manipulate Littlefinger)
Robb- Hufflepuff (Loyal to his family, takes after his father)
Arya- Slytherin 
Bran- Ravenclaw
Rickon- Hufflepuff 
Jon Snow- Hufflepuff/Gryffindor (no spoilers…)
Ramsey- Slytherin 
Osha- Gryffindor/Hufflepuff

HOUSE TARGARYEN AND OTHER CHARACTERS FROM ACROSS THE NARROW SEA:
Daenarys- Slytherin
Viserys- Slytherin
Jorah- Gryffindor
Drogo- Gryffindor
Barristan Selmy- Hufflepuff (Loyal and hardworking)
Grey Worm- Hufflepuff/Gryffindor
Daario- Slytherin

HOUSE LANNISTER AND OTHER CHARACTERS IN KINGS LANDING:
Tywin- Slytherin
Cersei- Slytherin
Tyrion- Slytherin/Ravenclaw (definitely clever enough to be a Ravenclaw, yet is also cunning and manipulative, in his own way, hence Slytherin as well)
Jamie- Gryffindor/Hufflepuff
Bronn- Slytherin
The Mountain- Gryffindor
The Hound- Slytherin
Littlefinger- Slytherin
Varys- Slytherin/Ravenclaw
Pycelle- Ravenclaw
Qyburn- Ravenclaw

HOUSE BARATHEON:
Robert- Gryffindor/Hufflepuff
Stannis- Gryffindor
Renly- Slytherin/Hufflepuff
Shireen- Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff
Joffrey- Gryffindor
Myrcella- Gryffindor
Tommen- Hufflepuff

HOUSE GREYJOY:
Balon- Slytherin
Euron- Slytherin
Theon- Slytherin/Hufflepuff
Yara- Gryffindor

HOUSE TYRELL:
Mace- Hufflepuff
Loras- Gryffindor
Margaery- Slytherin
Olenna- Slytherin (my fave)

HOUSE MARTELL:
Oberyn- Slytherin/Gryffindor
Doran- Ravenclaw
Sand Snakes- Slytherin

HOUSE TULLY AND HOUSE FREY:
Hoster- Ravenclaw
Edmure- Gryffindor
Brynden- Gryffindor
Walder- Slytherin

NIGHTS WATCH AND WILDLINGS:
Jeor Mormont- Gryffindor/Hufflepuff
Maester Aemon- Ravenclaw
Sam- Ravenclaw
Janos- Slytherin (Just not a very good one)
Mance- Gryffindor/Hufflepuff
Ygritte- Gryffindor
Craster- Slytherin
Tormund- Hufflepuff/Gryffindor

MISCELLANEOUS:
Brienne of Tarth- Hufflepuff
Davos- Hufflepuff
Melisandre- Ravenclaw
Podrick- Hufflepuff
Berric Dondarrion- Gryffindor
Thoros of Myr- Gryffindor
Gendry- Hufflepuff
Hot Pie- Hufflepuff
Talisa (Robbs wife)- Hufflepuff
High Sparrow- Ravenclaw
Kevan Lannister- Gryffindor


So there we have it, fairly certain i’ll have missed some characters off somewhere. This is based purely on their portrayals in the show

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Imagine joffrey and tommen constantly fighting for your attention as they’re both in love with you, despite their betrothed.

“There she is” tommen sighed silencing Joffrey at once. You walked into the room with your friend and smiled slightly at the two boys. Both brothers smiled widely as you passed them and joffrey slapped tommen when he saw he was staring too. “Im older tom i get first pick”. “No you’ve got margery my marriage is still open and i pick y/n”. “No thats not fair” joffrey whined “i want y/n, i like her more plus she likes me better, she calls me joff and grabs my arm”. “Well she smiles at me and hugged me once”. “She hugged you” joffrey asked in outrage “why! This isn’t fair! Mother tell tommen he cant marry y/n if i cant!” Joffrey yelled in a strop outraged he wouldnt get to marry you. “Shes not a bone to fight over” cersi replied curtly “if your both so serious about her ask her to choose one of you and we can arrange a marriage”. “Lets do it” Joffrey said immediately and Tommen nodded “the only question is" he frowned looking to jofffrey “who will she pick”.