anonymous asked:

"Cheryl revealed her pregnancy in a L'Oreal shoot yesterday" <---THIS LINE I CAN'T

Hi anon,

Wait but what was the l’oreal shoot in September then?  Or the lights ceremony in November? 

I can’t.   Particularly enjoyed the hedging of bets re Liam proposing a la Friends in the delivery room  (but wait that was Joey by accident?  Not Ross and Rachel cos we know who Ross and Rachel are)  OR before the end of the year.

And that Brian Friedman who of course was quoted as having confirmed the announcement will be godparent along  with Cowell but then quick sharp denied it via his twitter.  He’s the x factor choreographer.

It makes even my fan fic seem less far fetched. Nice one The Sun.