joey smells

anonymous asked:

🌹 with Kimou

hanahaki disease

it’s better to stretch the neck to let the flowers grow out and fall quicker. cross your fingers that the lack of air doesn’t cause you to pass out

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WELCOME TO MY LIFE, JOSEPH SHIRT. One of the Storytellers perks I got! O__O My Dad gave my Mom the mail today…

Mom: “OHHH This one is from JOEY!”
Me: “Ooooh???”
Dad: “JOEY GRAFFICA??”
Me: “GRACEFFA, BUT YES.”

Since I got a few different perks I wasn’t sure what it was so I started opening it and THE SMELL WAS SO HEAVENLY. He sprayed his cologne on it. ♥___♥….. Seriously you may think it just looks majestic in videos but it does IRL too.

Feel free to re-watch Joey & Tyler’s video to see my new shirt in action. LMAO

THANK YOU, JOEY!!! <3333

best of the worst 5sos imagines

i’m ashamed to say these exist but i’m gonna show you them anyway beause they’re actually extremely wild….

You die.


reader has her land on her leg or something. her land.

You see a bunch of hot guys around you, ding ding!

that was wild from start to finish i’m glad i hung in there

Well darling, come and open the door :-) Xx (she don’t even have her battery percentage on smdh)

i love how they added a black border to add to the drama, really spices things up

he looks like he has to pee if i’m being honest

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD I DON’T EVEN HAVE A COMMENT FOR THIS ONE

wow luke so romantic

i love the sunglasses on this one

WE DON’T CARE

Calum whisper and frown. :(

these fake texts are so embarrassing why do you gotta do luke like this

the guy in the bottom right one is gonna break his neck

poor luke was just trying to show you the cute talking hamburger he found why couldn’t you at least pretend to be interested

“funny day with 5sos” what the fuck does that even mean

i read this in my head in a russian accent and i can’t really tell you why

who the fuck picks out these outfits first of all and second of all why do you need a specific outfit for cuddling and also why the tissues

what the fuck do those “teenager post” things have to do with this prom imagine also why would you wanna take your phone to prom (idk i never went to prom)

this is just… wrong… i don’t have words.. do you really think anyone would tweet something like that this one isn’t even funny what is wrong with ppl

[looks into an imaginary camera like i’m on the office] [my face kind of looks like joey tribbani doing his “smell the fart” face as dr. drake ramoray]

that was a real knee slapper michael

hotel room with luke. what’s next, red lobster bathroom with calum?

How do You feel that Your Girlfriend died ? this is so intense

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE BC I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT AT ALL. WHY THE SOMBRERO? WHY DID THE DOCTOR CALL? AM I OK?

HOT DAMN Y/N!

that’s it for now i might make a part two later but thank you for reading and thank you to the ones who make these imagines you’re the real mvps

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Joey: Yeah?

Phoebe: It’s me. It’s Phoebe. Listen there’s something in here I want to eat, what-what smells so good?

(Joey sticks his head out of the shower curtain.)

Joey: Is it the shampoo? It’s guava.

Phoebe: (she smells his head) No!

Joey: Oh! Wait-wait! (Reaches inside the shower.) Is it my bologna sandwich?

Phoebe: Yes. Yes. Yes. I can’t believe it! The baby wants bologna! Maybe he wants me to eat meat? I can’t eat meat!

Joey: Oh, wait-wait! (Reaches into the shower again.) Maybe it’s a pickle?!

(Phoebe grimaces at the smell.)