joey monica

When McCoy has his "Joey from 'Friends,'" Moment
  • <p> <b>Bones:</b> Hey Spock, how was your quarters planetside?<p/><b>Spock:</b> Sufficient<p/><b>Bones:</b> Anything exciting happen?<p/><b>Spock:</b> I did get to witness a pig creature wearing an orange wig.<p/><b>Bones:</b> They called and said you left a gold shirt? That seemed a little strange?<p/><b>Spock:</b> That was mine.<p/><b>Bones:</b> So you own a gold shirt?<p/><b>Spock:</b> Yes.<p/><b>Bones:</b> Oh, because I thought maybe there was a mix up with the laundry....<p/><b>Spock:</b> That would be...logical....<p/><b>Jim *smiling and wearing a green shirt*:</b> Hey Bones!<p/><b>Bones:</b> Hey Jim! How was your conference on that other planet that Spock totally wasn't on?<p/><b>Jim:</b> It was good! I got to see this disgusting pig thing wearing an orange wig!<p/><b>Bones:</b> ....<p/><b>Spock:</b> ....<p/><b>Jim:</b> And I lost my last gold shirt...have you seen it?<p/><b>Bones:</b> *opens mouth to say something, pointing frantically at Kirk and Spock*<p/><b>Spock:</b> *neck pinches him*<p/></p>
  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: in Friends, Chandler was always considered very average and not that attractive, in fact the very base of his character was that he was the funny/goofy one, Ross was the smart one, and that Joey was the cute one, but Chandler was actually remarkably intelligent and hardworking, as well as the fact Matthew Perry was a very attractive man, whereas Ross most often got himself into awkward shenanigans and Joey was often very goofy. Chandler was the best of all three of them put together, without some of the other two's worse attributes (Ross' tendency to ramble on, Joey's grudge-holding, Ross' quick temper, etc), yet somehow it was considered by pretty much everybody in the Friends universe that Monica was a catch for Chandler and he should feel honoured to be dating her... Chandler was a brilliant character and it is unacceptable that his most prominent attribute, his comedy, has become recognisably his only positive attribute.
if F•R•I•E•N•D•S were set in modern day
  • phoebe: angry vegan
  • rachel: trying to make it as an instagram model
  • monica: that one Top Chef contestant that might actually murder everyone if she lost
  • chandler: verified on twitter for nothing but sarcastic, self-deprecating humor
  • joey: has his own tumblr fandom, often reblogs gifs of himself
  • ross: still an asshole