joey graceffa and catrific

YouTube ships in a group chat

hangrid fandom: lol were confirmed
melix fandom: yeah guys were married
the phandom: ^^same homos 4 lyfe
danrific fandom: GUYS NO HES STRAIGHT
tronnor fandom: ^ no one is straight on the Internet
troyler fandom: WRONG GAYS TROYLER HAVE KISSED TRONNOR IS SO NOT REAL
*hartbig fandom left the conversation*
tronnor fandom: rlly
the phandom: literally no homo my ass
danrific fandom: guys you’re pissing me off cat and Dan love eachother.
*danrific fandom left the conversation*
the phandom: thank god
grester fandom: I mean we’re old but gold right
janiel fandom: ^gross straight ppl
troyler fandom:^^
tronnor fandom: ^
the phandom: ^^^!!! LOLZOR
hangrid fandom: lez 4 lyfe tho
melix fandom: omg sorry guys I was in Greece
melix fandom: brb straight is gr8
janiel fandom: omg no.. but soz guys lol I have to go film a music vid byeee!!
*janiel fandom has left the conversation*
the phandom: yeah I gotta go on tour mates byee
*the phandom has left the conversation*
troyler fandom: lol why is everyone so busy
tronnor fandom: HAHA ITS BC UR FAVS DONT EVEN HAMGOUT ANYMORE GTG LISTEN TO WILD AND SNUGGLE
*tronnor fandom left the conversation*
*troyler fandom left the conversation*
hangrid fandom: SO MANY STRAIGHT PPL EWWWW
*hangrid fandom left the conversation*
melix fandom:..
grester fandom: oh

Its story time bitches

So a couple of weeks ago I was talking with my friend about youtube and stuff. The topic of dan and phil came up. Of course , as the phangirl I am, I started talking about phan. For some reason she had this look of “wtf” on her face. When I was done I asked her what was up. She then told me that in her opinon , danrific is totaly canon and phan just can’t be real. Ammedatly I started going all bitch on her and telling all of the evidence of phan I have. People in the school courtyard were giving me weird looks . My friend just stood there and stared at me , as if I was trying to tell her that the sky is red. After I was done I smiled at her and told her “so do you ship danrific anymore?” . Needless to say, now she is careful not to talk about danrifc around me and has never. Done it since . So who is the real bad ass now?

Me, On a Date:
  • Me: So how do you feel about Phan?
  • Date: Oh, like Dan and Phil? Yeah, they're totally together
  • Me, with a mouthful of breadstick: Go on
  • Date: Oh and Dan is totally a top
  • Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: Sorry I have to go right now immediately