Because Of Youtube...

I have my own makeup artist

Originally posted by youtube

I have my own personal tour guide 

Originally posted by zozeebo

I have my own role model

Originally posted by youtube

I have my own comedians

Originally posted by thatcher-jaspar

I have my own poet

Originally posted by crazytronnor

I have my own songwriter

Originally posted by lookingfortronler

I have my own therapist

Originally posted by i-lost-my-hat

I have my own nerd enthusiasts

Originally posted by kieranwalker

I have my own greatest love story

Originally posted by gayshipsaremyweakness

and I have my own teammate

Originally posted by littlephilosaur

Except here’s the thing.

They’re not my own. 

They’re ours

Because of YouTube. 

Year: 2045

Me: Hey sweetie! how was school?

Child: Great! We are doing this really cool study about early social media! I was assigned to YouTube! Remember it?

Me: *stares into camera like its the office*