joel wilson

Don’t Leave Me Behind

Break Room

Fish Bowl

These are some funny shorts that were made for a company I was freelancing for several years ago. i had, kind of, forgotten about them until I wanted to show someone one of them as an example for something, and then stumbled across the others. I’m the human “star” of Don’t Leave Me Behind, and I pop up in guest appearances in the others. These were a lot of fun to make. I wish we would have had the opportunity to make more, but we also had REAL work that we had to do.

NHL players collect hockey sticks like fans collect trading cards

Alzner and Alex Ovechkin are the Capitals’ most avid collectors. For Ovechkin, swaps are simple because his own stick is sought after due to his elite status and the blade’s unique curve. Ovechkin estimated he has 60 sticks — legends such as Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux and Brett Hull represented — displayed along the walls of his home gym….

Alzner laughed that his stick has only been requested back twice, with one occasion being this season. He asked Detroit Red Wings rookie Dylan Larkin for a stick as they lined up for a faceoff, and a flattered Larkin wanted to trade, so Alzner inscribed a message to the speedy 19-year-old to “slow down.”


That the practice is considered to be what Ottawa’s Zack Smith called an “elite players’ ritual” makes some players hesitant to participate. Smith said he wouldn’t feel comfortable asking for someone’s stick because of the occasionally abrasive role he plays on the ice. Washington’s Tom Wilson agreed. “It’s kind of tough when you go out and hammer a guy and then ask for a stick after,” Wilson said with a shrug.

…Now I feel bad for Tom. Tom deserves sticks as well.

The more unique a stick is, the more desirable. Alzner pines for the stick of San Jose Sharks center Joe Thornton, in part because he uses so few a year. It’s in two pieces, so Thornton typically just changes out the blade. Alzner has tried and failed to get one for three or four years, but is hopeful former Capitals winger Joel Ward, now with the Sharks, can help facilitate an acquisition.

The whole article is great, and covers a bunch of different teams and players. Also. Stick swapping as, like, a feature of trying to find your soulmate/soulbond, please discuss.

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FIRST LOOK: David Tennant In Bring The Noise For Sky 1

David Tennant features in the first episode of the UK’s new music-based game show Bring The Noise, coming to Sky 1 next week.

The show is hosted by Kaiser Chiefs frontman Ricky Wilson and David’s fellow guests include Martin Kemp of Spandau Ballet and regular panellists Nicole Scherzinger, Tinie Tempah, Katherine Ryan and Joel Dommett.

Watch Bring The Noise on Thursday 22nd October on Sky 1 from 9pm


The Great Gatsby. <3

« Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter: tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther … and one fine morning…
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. »