The Evolution of Joe Biden

Fun facts about Joe Biden: 

  • He grew up with a terrible stutter, and reading from a teleprompter still causes it to appear. This is why Biden so often speaks off the cuff. 
  • His entire Congressional career, he never lived in Washington. Every day he took a 90 minute Amtrak ride home so his two sons could have stability in their lives. 
  • He was widowed the same year he was elected to Congress, and was a single father to his sons for years. 
  • His wife Jill is the first Second Lady to keep her job while in office. She’s an English professor. 
  • In 2011, Joe Biden looked Vladimir Putin in the eye and told him, “I’m looking you in the eyes, and I don’t think you have a soul.” “We understand eachother,” Putin replied. 
  • Biden is a foreign policy expert, and has written several academic papers on the subject. 
  • Biden is also responsible for the 1994 Violence Against Women Act. 
  • Biden is such a close-talker that he will often bump his forehead lightly against the face of the person’s he’s talking to. 
  • When tapped for the Vice Presidency, Biden initially declined. His wife convinced him to reconsider. She was also the one to chide him into running in the first place. 
  • Biden is an outspoken defender of the rights of trans* people; he calls the fight for trans* rights “the civil rights issue of our time”.
The Joe Biden random compliment generator

Now you don’t need to be elected to Congress to get a compliment from Uncle Joe.

I just got a long-awaited, much-desired job offer (!!!!), so I plan to just sit here the rest of the afternoon letting VPOTUS tell me how great I am.

(Then I have to head home to my cold, dark, powerless apartment but not before stopping for a celebratory drink or two.)
Your Crazy Uncle Joe Is Having an Amazing Week
"Hey, kid, what's that behind your ear?"

Joe Biden is arguably having the best week of his life. He did a burnout in his ‘67 Corvette with Jay Leno, threatened to beat up Donald Trump, and—to top it all off—he found two quarters on the sidewalk. Life just doesn’t get any better than this, man!


Originally posted by ryuzaki-lester