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The Joe Biden random compliment generator

Now you don’t need to be elected to Congress to get a compliment from Uncle Joe.

I just got a long-awaited, much-desired job offer (!!!!), so I plan to just sit here the rest of the afternoon letting VPOTUS tell me how great I am.

(Then I have to head home to my cold, dark, powerless apartment but not before stopping for a celebratory drink or two.)

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Reporter: Mr. Vice President, are you smiling right now because you genuinely like Mike Pence?
GD NATIONAL TREASURE VICE PRESIDENT JOE “SICK OF THIS MALARKEY AND FRESH OUT OF FUCKS” Biden: No. I’m not.