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Joe Biden Addresses Charlottesville and Its Aftermath - The Atlantic

You, me, and the citizens of this country carry a special burden in 2017. We have to do what our president has not. We have to uphold America’s values. We have to do what he will not. We have to defend our Constitution. We have to remember our kids are watching. We have to show the world America is still a beacon of light.

Joe Biden, ladies and gentlemen.

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Reporter: Mr. Vice President, are you smiling right now because you genuinely like Mike Pence?
GD NATIONAL TREASURE VICE PRESIDENT JOE “SICK OF THIS MALARKEY AND FRESH OUT OF FUCKS” Biden: No. I’m not.

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The Joe Biden random compliment generator

Now you don’t need to be elected to Congress to get a compliment from Uncle Joe.

I just got a long-awaited, much-desired job offer (!!!!), so I plan to just sit here the rest of the afternoon letting VPOTUS tell me how great I am.

(Then I have to head home to my cold, dark, powerless apartment but not before stopping for a celebratory drink or two.)