What i'm actually thinking:
PETER AND MJ DESERVE TO BE TOGETHER. THERE'S NO ONE WHO LOVES AND ACCEPTS HIM THE WAY SHE DOES. THEY ARE LITERALLY PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER????SHE IS LITERALLY HIS ROCK, HIS BEST FRIEND AND HIS SOULMATE. THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO PETER BUT MARVEL HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING AND NOW ITS 2017 AND THEYRE STIL L NOT TOGETHER IN 616 ALL T HANKS TO JOE QUESADA AND DAN SLOTT. MY BABY DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER HE DESRVEs HIS HAPPY ENDING WITH HIS TRUE LOVE I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FHUICKGIN ASK FOR JESUFJU
(As always, for the creative purposes of this story Joe is a single pringle)
“I heard you guys were one person short?“ You quirked a brow, your hands resting casually in your jean pockets as you strolled up to the group of strangers.
“(Y/n)!“ Well, mostly strangers. You and Mari had known each other for a long time, having met at equine summer camp when you were younger; you two kept in touch. Making you one of her first ideas when Sohinki called in sick.
Mari slung her arms around you in greeting. You two talked for a couple minutes. Eventually you slipped into a conversation with Wes; Mari migrating to eventually stand next to Joe.
“Psst, stop staring at her ass“ Mari rolled her eyes as she elbowed him harshly.
“Huh, I wasn’t-” His words died in his mouth when you turned around and shot him a playful wink. Mari just dead panned at the two of you.
I went and saw Oldboy yesterday and I loved it. As is always the case, of course there are one or two things I would have altered a bit if it had been up to me, and is also always the case there are some things I like better about the original and some things I like better about the remake, but mostly I’m just happy that there are two of them.
I would recommend seeing the original first so that you can enjoy the references/homages in Spike Lee’s version.
Spoiler alert level 2:
Overall I think it’s going to go down as my favorite example of canon father/daughter incest (Joe and Marie, that is). So that’s pretty exciting. (Whenever it comes to canon it’s usually pretty rare that I can say, “Wow, I *really* liked this.”)
I think it’s also just a pretty good movie, though because of all the incest and the violence it’s definitely not the type of movie that I would recommend unreservedly to *everyone*.