joe who

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disloyal order of water buffaloes // fall out boy

pc: @qdeanna

uncultureddoubloon  asked:

Could you please explain the "help me" in the bottom of the groom's shoes and how it's a joke/poking fun at/is an example of toxic heteronomativity?

So I dunno if y’all have seen this, but I’ve worked a lot of weddings in my life and  there’s this super funny (/sarcasm/) thing where the groom will write “help me” on the soles of his shoes, so that when the couple kneel down at the altar, everyone will see it and laugh at the fact that this poor man has been trapped into the sanctity of marriage.

Sort of like those cake toppers where the groom is attempting to run away or is being forcibly dragged to the altar with words like game over on it cause he no longer gets to have fun with his life or something because he’s getting married:

Or quite literally, a ball and chain:


Basically the whole “help me” thing? Is a continuation of the idea that there are definite gender norms, and that those genders are in direct conflict with each other, and therefore predispositioned to eventual resentment and hatred. 

It’s the snarky sitcom hetero snide comedy where the wife is always nagging the husband who is the put upon joe average who had life and dreams until he got married and had kids, who now wants to just be left alone to read the paper while his wife looks after his home, his kids, his general emotional well being, and is still cast as the shrew for wanting something more from him than his dispassionate resentment that she won’t coddle him like one of the offspring.

Cause haha, it’s so awful spending the rest of your life with the person you are profess to love and adore…imagine that…imagine losing your freedom, your individuality and quite possibly your own autonomy to another person through a societal convention… *everyone not born male and white looks into the camera like they’re on the office*

Also consider, if a woman knelt down at the altar and had “help me” on her shoes? How drastically unfunny that becomes because we know, we know the way marriage is set up to give one partner the advantage over the other…

It’s just icky. It’s an icky not funny joke which I wish would die out.

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I slept with someone in fall out boy and all I got was this stupid song written about me // fall out boy

Alexander Hamilton will say “Did you know…” and then spend 5 minutes telling you about some obscure shit that is neither particular interesting nor relevant. When you have managed to keep a polite smile and say that no, you didn’t know that he will look you in the eye and say: “That’s because i just made it up”

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“I’m done fighting. I just want to go home.”

“You can’t go home, Julie. I’m sorry. We can go anywhere else in the whole universe, but we can’t go home. I need you to know, whatever happens, wherever you go, you’re not gonna do it alone.”

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Me and my sister got drunk and did a dumb hockey meme. (part 2)

no offense but my favorite story of billie’s is the one where some dude was driving by when he was standing on the street and just screams “fuck you billie joe! green day fuckin sucks!” out his window so then when the car stops in traffic billie literally dives into the car through the window and starts beating the shit out of this dude, and the whole time he’s on the phone with adrienne in the middle of some big fight with her. I could not make this shit up what a wild guy