joe vaughn

  • Patrick: Hey, do you guys know what day it is?
  • Pete: Thursday.
  • Patrick: Thursday the?
  • Joe: 27th.
  • Patrick: Of?
  • Andy: April.
  • Patrick: Which is?
  • Crickets: *chirping*
  • Patrick: Guys, it's my birthday!
  • Pete: *le gasp* What!?
  • Patrick: ... You knew, didn't you?
  • Joe: What ever could you mean?
  • Patrick: ... There's a surprise party, isn't there?
  • Andy: What!? No! No surprise party that I know of. Do you know about a surprise party, Joe?
  • Joe: I don't know about anything.
  • Patrick: Where's Pete?
  • In other room:
  • Pete: *whispering into phone* Houston, we have a problem.
  • Elisa: *over the phone* Boy, you better not.