joe tucker


1. Joe (an infant child) with his angry teeth-baring GRRR! face has mastered the Angry Elbow, but not so much the Angry Punch which despite the angryness of his teeth-baring GRRR! face is way more like a rib-tickling poke but hey, he IS very young.

2. Laurence (an angry choirmaster) on the other hand HAS fully mastered the Angry Punch although I think he’s as surprised as anyone – anyone being the guy standing behind him – at how effective and also painful the Angry Punch turned out to be.

3. Malcolm (an absolute bastard) is in this instance an absolute bastard for punching Poor Glenn in the first place and then making the extremely dubious claim he actually meant to hit the wall, but he’s REALLY an absolute bastard for making terrible puns about it afterwards.

4. The Doctor (an impassioned Time Lord) on the other hand absolutely DOES mean to hit the wall over

and over

and over again

for what turns out to be literally four and half billion years until he finally breaks on through to the other side

after very much taking the long way around.

South Park FanCast

Here’s some (in my opinion) fancast/possible face claims of some South Park characters who aren’t the main four boys. 

Some of the girls:

Wendy Testaburger (Zheya Katava) or (Emily Rudd)

Bebe Stevens (Rachel Hilbert) or (Katarina Pudar) 

Red/Rebecca (Monica Ollander)

Nichole Daniels (Tatiana Elizabeth Price) or (Ryan Destiny) 

Heidi Turner (Sophie Cookson) or (Jenna Coleman) 


Some of the boys

Butters Stotch (Mitch Hewer) or (Benjamin Jarvis) 

(honestly this guy could play Kenny too tbt)

Token Black (Kofi Siriboe) or (Broderick Hunter)

Clyde Donovan (David Hull) or (Marc Forne) 

Jimmy Valmer (RJ Mitte)


Craig Tucker (Joe Collier) or (Luke Powell)

Tweek Tweak (Tarjei Sandvik Moe) (he gets a gif bc LOOK!)

Gregory of Yardale (Aaron Tveit)

Christophe Ze Mole (Ethan James)

David Rodriguez ( Erick Lopez) 


Sorry this was hella long. I don’t now how to do formatting either. Who should I do next? 

Characters that deserved more than they got

Major Hughes

Lapis lazuli

Kaneki ken


  1. Buttataki joe (in the manga)

itachi uchina



In conclusion the world of entertainment is a cruel, cruel place.

a-taller-tale  asked:

I'm gonna be greedy: RVB.

hehe be as greedy as you want

The first character I fell in love with: As I recall, Alpha Church was the first character I just adored. But, I mean, I kind of loved everyone from Blood Gulch? Even the villains I enjoyed endlessly

The character who is my ‘baby’: As much as anyone in RvB can be, Kai and Donut have sort of become my “babies” I try to love on the most in my work, whether it shows through or not

The character who I do not understand: Temple. What. I just. Ugh.

The character that I think the show ruined: I don’t know if I consider RvB deep enough to really … ruin anything. But I have some…. serious opinions about the last season…. and the royal shafting some of my favorite characters got… that I’ll apparently just never air because I lost steam on my meta post and don’t know if I’ll pick it back up. We’ll just leave it at #theydeservemore

The most attractive male and female character: York and Carolina I guess

The character death that was the worst for me: I think York’s death still messes me up mostly because of the could have beens, but as far as mattering to the narrative as a whole, I don’t know if anything can outdo Church’s sacrifice in S6

The character that is the most like me: lol Grif

The character I think the writer(s) love: Depends on the writer? Burnie, I think, loves Church… obviously, even if he’s buried him literally five times now. Miles really loved Sarge, but narratively did the most with Tucker. And Joe….liked…. uh…. Grif? Tucker? not me? 

The character that I just want to be happy: Dexter Grif, let him be happy you monsters

My four favorite characters, past or present: Grif, Wash, Tex, Donut

My four least favorite characters, past or present: Andy the Bomb, VIC, Hargrove, the Meta


Fight! Fight! Fight!

Have I done something like this before?  I know I’ve done individual posts for the fights, but I don’t think I’ve put them all together fully celebrate and appreciate Joe and Malcolm and Laurence’s awesome unarmed* fighting technique and hand-waving aftermath excellence.  Or in Joe’s case, his adorable owie face.

It’s a little hard to tell because of the angles, but I’m pretty sure they are making the exact same face in the first three gifs.

*The cardinal also has a pretty good fight scene, but I’m not including him since he successfully brought a fork to a knifefight.

Keep reading

‘BILLY LYNN’S LONG HALFTIME’ #kstew’s new film has new addition’s to the cast..

Vin Diesel, fresh off the rousing $342 million worldwide opening of Furious 7, and Chris Tucker are in negotiations to join the growing cast of Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk, the adaptation of the Ben Fountain novel being directed by Ang Lee…. 

….Newcomer Joe Alwyn is starring as the title character with Steve Martin, Kristen Stewart and Garrett Hedlund in various stages of negotiations to join the roll call. 

Diesel will play a professional soldier while Tucker will play a movie producer who is intent on making a movie about the soldiers.

Via:  : IMDB.COM