• Teacher:Today students, I'm going to grade some of you.
  • Me:*starts praying*
  • Me:*quietly*
  • Dear Brendon, Dallon, Patrick, Pete, Andy, Joe, Gerard,Mikey, Frank,Ray and our departed Bob, please, I don't want a grade today.
  • Let us not Panic! or Fall Out for our Romance is with us at heart.
  • Forgive me for not facing things with a sense of poise and rationality, for being more than you bargained for, and for not being the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned.
  • I now close the Goddamn Door, sing Sugar We're Goin' Down, and say So Long And Goodnight to the Holy Emo Trinity.
  • Amen.
  • (hallelujah)
  • [This actually happened, fyi.]