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WL: What’s the craziest thing I’ve ever done?

JM: I think I could be arrested if I told you the craziest thing I’ve ever done. I’m trying to think of one that would not absolutely be incriminating if I told you…Here’s one I did when I was younger—when I was in high school: my friend and I tried to make homemade napalm, and we mixed it up and put in on a stop sign and lit a stop sign on fire, and it just would not go out. We thought it’d be funny, like it would burn and then we’d like throw some water on it and go away, but it didn’t; it just kept burning and burning and burning. And then the fire trucks came and the police came, and we just ran. We got out of there. [Laughs] That was a long time ago, though. That was probably, like, at least two months ago. [Laughter] No, that was like six or seven years ago. I was under 18, so…I was not an adult.

—  Wizarding Life & Joe Moses