If you guys have not already … PLEASE check out Joe Moses one man showses. Joe Moses of Team StarKid is just ducking incredible. I have been laughing for an hour , like the laughing where your crying & can’t breath type laughing.
Click this link if you wanna laugh your ass off too! https://m.youtube.com/#/user/thejoemoses
I remember that time at LeakyCon at Joe Moses One Man Showses where during the question game (Audience asks question, Moses tries to answer, and if the person with them (Joe Walker in this case) doesn’t like the answer, Moses has to answer differently until Walker approves) this girl asked if Moses would take a selfie with her, and he said no and started to ramble about how it would take too long or how it would be complicated to take it because he was one a stage, blah blah blah. Point is, Walker pushed the button that meant he didn’t like that answer, AND MOSES STOPPED RAMBLING, DROPPED THE MICROPHONE, JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING STAGE, RAN TO THIS GIRL, AND POSED FOR A SELFIE WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE AUDIENCE WAS SCREAMING AND LAUGHING AND DYING. WALKER WASN’T EVEN EXPECTING THAT. HE WAS IN JUST AS MUCH SHOCK AS US. THEN MOSES JUST RAN BACK UP THE STAIRS AND CONTINUED THE GAME. LIKE, FUCK YOU MOSES AND YOUR PERFECTION.
JMOMS was amazing and just…yeah. I’ll answer any questions but I’ll be posting a complete recap tomorrow in here, through my tumblr. But for now, here’s a list of the people I’ve encountered with in one way or another in order of appearance:
IT WAS SO FUNNY AND AMAZING AND FVDGBHSJNAKML I DIED
the weirdest part I think was that there were tons of tumblr people there, like tumblr ‘famous’ people there,and I just stood there awkwardly.
like stephanie walsh and steven 'the guy that met darren criss’ and alana the singer and I was just there with my cheesecake lovin self
anyways so my friends and I got there and we came in and gave the guy [who had an awesome mustache, and also later revealed that he grew it out for no-shave november] our tickets and we stood in line. the line wasn’t that bad, we went inside at like 5:15 and got pretty good seats. they were selling merch right off the bat, and I got a poster! yay!
so joe’s introducer, JD, came out, explained to us why we can’t film/etc, and all that stuff, and then joe came out, talked about how since he likes to keep his shows clean and not curse, he’ll be using different, made-up words for actual curse words.
and then he did this skit with JD that he was a director and JD was the cameraman and they were filming a movie, waiting for a big movie star to come out, bla bla bla
and then Joe Walker came out and was like the movie star, and joe moses was like “okay joe, here’s your mark (pointed to somewhere on the stage), just stand there, look a bit to the left, and say your line, I’m not going to interrupt, you do your brilliance as you’d like.” and the line was “I finally found it”, right ok so then Joe walker did the sexiest face I have ever seen oh my god and he goes “…..I finally….found it.” and it was beautiful. but then JD and Joe M. were like “….Nnonononononoooo. let’s do it again, but this time- better!” and they did it over and over and they were like no satisfied, and then they were like “okay let’s call in the standby” and then joey richter opens the door and goes “DID SOMEBODY SAY STANDBY?” and then joe moses was like “…yeah, I just said standby. come stand over there, and say the line "I finally found it”“, and then joey was like "ok” and he just stood there and really awkwardly said “ifinallyfoundit” and JMoms and JD were like “OH MY GOD THAT WAS BRILLIANT” and they kept trying to get joe walker to do it the same way joey did but he couldn’t and he got all frustrated and was like “HE SOUNDS LIKE A HAMSTER, IM A PROFESSIONAL” etc etc and it was hilarious
and then they kept getting joey to say “i finally found it” and joe w. got really frustrated and then jamie lynn beatty came in with food and was saying how she finally arrived at the place to deliver their food and she got lost, and right before she came in joe W had said “IF I HEAR THAT LINE ONE MORE TIME….” and then it looked like she was about to say it and she didn’t, she was like “and now…I finally…….MADE IT ON A REAL MOVIE SET!” and then JUST as she was leaving she said “i finally found it” and JMoms held Joe Walker back and it was hilarious
and then they did Joe Moses supposes where fans ask questions and JD would buzz in whenever he didn’t like Joe’s answer and Joe had to change it on the spot, and there were really funny questions like “would you rather be attacked by a duck-sized horse, or by a herd of horse-sized ducks” or something like that it was funny
and then another skit was joey, joe, and JD were all sitting around a table getting ready to meet their new boss or whatever and then Joe Moses comes in as the boss and joe walker and joey start cracking up saying how “it’s the cat guy from youtube, he made a video of him just hugging his cats” and omg they were all turning red it was so funny
and there was a skit with Joe Walker going to a new gym and JD was like “so by just looking at your physique, I can tell you don’t work out. at all. especially upper body.” and omg and then Rick Richter was his personal trainer and yelled at him for “stretching” and “drinking water”, saying it’s for losers and weinies, and was eating crumb cake and it was hilarious omg I died
and then SNAPE CAME OUT FOR POTION’S MASTER CORNER with RICK RICHTER and it was so funny omg
and then they sang a song, all of them, with CHARLENE omg I DIED (they sang an original, singing of how they want to be on tv, and joe m. at the end said a line like 'and i want all the girls to love me like they love Joe Walker. girls LOVE joe walker.’)
and then I think there were like 2 more skits I can’t remember but then we all went outside and got in line for meet&greet/whatever, and my friends and I went in, got their autographs and pictures with them (in which I look terrible, but I don’t care)
and I got Joe Moses’, Joe Walker’s, Joey Richter’s, Jamie Lynn’s and JD’s autographs. it was amazing. I’m getting the poster framed with glass and hanged on my wall.
I’m gonna upload the pictures as soon as my friend posts them (: