M: The whole night I thought you were gonna propose to me. J: Oh my gosh. That was so insensitive of me. I should’ve put two and two together. Of course, I take you out to that amazing restaurant and then we come home and, oh, I pull this bag out and I pull a box out of it. But the box is not for you, it’s for Ryder. And the whole time you’re thinking I’m gonna propose to you, and that is- Wait a minute, what’s this? J: *pulls another box out of the bag* J: Mel, ever since we first met, we have done nothing but disagree and argue and fight. You never miss an opportunity to tell me when I’m doing something wrong every single time I do it. And I’m a better man for it. I can’t imagine my life without you in it. And if you stick with me, I promise you I will spend the rest of my days doing everything I can to make sure you are the happiest woman on this earth. J: *gets down on one knee and opens the ring box* J: So, Mel Burke, will you marry me? M: Yes, you jackass.