In this here gif hunt you’ll find 94 gifs of of Jason Momoa in the movie ‘Sugar Mountain’. All these gifs were made by me, so please don’t claim as your own. Do NOT put into other gif hunts. If credit is given, you may use them as sidebars, crackships, etc. Trigger warnings for: violence, guns, death and spoilers if you have not watched the movie.
SHE’S IN A LONG BLACK COAT TONIGHT [THRASHES SELF OUT OF BED]
WAITING FOR ME IN THE DOWNPOUR OUTSIDE [THROWS SELF DOWN STAIRS] SHE’S SINGING ‘BABY COME HOME IN A MELODY OF TEARS [CRASHES THROUGH FRONT DOOR] WHILE THE RHYTHM OF THE RAIN KEEPS TIME [SOBS EXCESSIVELY ON DOORSTEP]
“Ladies, it’s time.” Your boss, Joe, grinned as he dragged back the curtains to reveal you and the other dancers. Luckily, none of you were getting changed so your pervert of a boss didn’t see much.
“Looking good girls.” He smirked at you especially.
Joe was a thirty-something year old single man with greying red hair and messed up stubble. He was slightly overweight but overall, not that bad looking… if only he stopped being so predatory over you girls. He was kind at times but most of the time, he was too kind.
It was almost midnight when you were ready in your black lingerie with matching black high heels. Your hair was curled up and one of your dancer friends did your smokey eye makeup.
You worked in a Burlesque club called St4rk, owned by Tony Stark himself, but you have never seen him in your two years of working there. You see, your parents died and they weren’t rich so their money didn’t really help. You were forced to drop college and stripping helped you live through another day.
God, if only I had a sugar daddy.” You heard your friends groan.
“A-fucking-men.” You sighed as you and the girls went into your positions behind the curtain on stage. You posed in the front and waited.
Suddenly Show me how to Burlesque by Christina Aguilera began and the curtain zipped open, revealing the sea of rich, influential and famous people. You were the crowd favourite and you actually loved this part of your job. What you didn’t see was Tony Stark watching you intently from afar.
EVERY SONG OFF AMERICAN BEAUTY/AMERICAN PSYCHO SUMMED UP
<b>Irresistible:</b> new album, motherfuckers, getting all groovy and shit oh you have ovaries leT ME JUST SPEAK FRENCH SO YOU CAN LOSE THEM<p/><b>American Beauty/American Psycho:</b> These lyrics don't make much sense but damn, this makes me want to dance in a public place<p/><b>Centuries:</b> DO DO DO DO DO DODODO DO DO FUCK YOU *walks away from explosion in all black and leather*<p/><b>The Kids Aren't Alright:</b> Oh, well this is nice...aw shit, it's relataBLE FUCK, FEELS<p/><b>Uma Thurman:</b> AWWW SHIT I'M GOING TO DANCE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE<p/><b>Jet Pack Blues:</b> *sits down and cries*<p/><b>Novocaine:</b> *leaps into the air* DAT VOCAL RANGE, DOOOOOEEE<p/><b>Fourth of July:</b> makes you wanna link arms with your friend and dance until you listen to the lyrics and then it's kinda a downer...<p/><b>Favorite Record:</b> *dances embarrassingly*<p/><b>Immortals:</b> WE CAN BE IMMORTALS *becomes Baymax and flies off*<p/><b>Twin Skeletons (Hotel in NYC):</b> chills, just chills everywhere...but wait wailing harmonies bRB LOSING MY SHIT<p/><b></b> And after all this, my final reaction is to curl up in a ball with the CD pressed against my chest and cry because it is perfect and who knows when they'll write more music *cries*<p/></p>