joe facts

ok, now this one’s the last one (im from new jersey, so i had to haha)

bonus at the end cos it’s coincidentally been a year since yesterday ;)

A letter from Joe Biden to his staff:

To My Wonderful Staff,
I would like to take a moment and make something clear to everyone. I do not expect, nor do I want, any of you to miss or sacrifice important family obligations for work. Family obligations include, but are not limited to, family birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, any religious ceremonies, such as first communions and bar mitzvahs, graduations, and times of need, such as an illness or a loss in the family. This is very important to me. In fact, I will go so far as to say that if I find out that you are working with me while missing important family responsibilities, it will disappoint me greatly. This has been an unwritten rule since my days in the Senate.
Thank you all for the hard work.
Sincerely, Joe

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“You’re thinking of getting involved. You check the temperature out there. People are increasingly suspicious about foreigners…”

Fall Out Boy Albums: A Summary
  • Take This To Your Grave: Their debut record with song titles that didn't make much sense about space camp and plane crashes
  • From Under the Cork Tree: That album where Pete Wentz screams a lot and is hella, HELLA emo
  • Infinity on High: The really underrated album with song titles missing vowels and song titles to piss off their lawyers
  • Folie a Deux: That album that was a master piece and was like nothing anyone had ever done before with memorable songs about water buffalos
  • Save Rock and Roll: The bands first post-hiatus album with short song titles that worried everyone; had a really profound meaning that scared everyone and Pete Wentz was no longer emo which made everyone cry
  • American Beauty/American Psycho: That super hyped album with really, REALLY short song titles that made everyone sad and songs that didn't make much sense but, hell, you were prepared to dance until you physically transformed into Uma Thurman.

Ben & Jerry, I would like for you to come to the front of the congregation, sis. 

When I first saw that you came to defend Jackson on The Shade Room, I first wanted to know…who are you? Then I realized you were on Love & Hip Hop Hollywood dating Nikki, Mally Mal. I’m sorry about that, sir.

You call yourself dragging us, sis, but the thing is, you wrote a check that bounced boo. You had the audacity to say that non-Asian K-Pop fans have a low IQ, but yet just looking at you, I knew you was an each one teach one child. 

Also you claim that you were around for the origins of hip-hop.

Sis, appearing five seconds in Nas “Oochie Wally” video hardly gives you credentials. And making a chain for Kanye Kardashian and Ace Hood barely gives you a name, Fat Joe.

Other than the fact you look like a pasty, I never had an issue with you. However, you hopped off the porch too fast.

You are what’s wrong with Jackson and all these other Korean artist. 

We are trying to explain to Jackson, not attack him, for what he said. You’re head ass is coddling him won’t make him learn the lesson. And if you gave any damn about him you would have checked that ass before we had to. 

Also, your “friend” Jackson is not Korean sir, he’s Chinese. But you knew that right?

And if you so full of “credentials,” why are you not understanding this? If you know Jay-Z and Tupac as you claim, why are you defending bs? If you so heavy in these streets let Jackson and others know we don’t tolerate disrespect. 

I highly doubt they knew you though since you look like a tampon, and they don’t use those. 

Don’t come for us “non-Asian” fans if we carried your featherweight career to where it is. And ignorant people like you are why Jackson is thinking shit is cool. 

Don’t make me have to do this again, Ben Brokeass

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Extreme

Samoa Joe/OC: You and Joe have been dancing around your feelings for each other, they’re obvious, but you won’t do anything about them. Until he wins the fatal five way at Extreme Rules. Smut.

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