Joe Budden ain’t have to do all that tbh. Dj Ak, Joe Budden, and Charlemagne got a ass whooping come for them.
And there wasn’t no beef before this interview so if you lost then oh well cause it all right here. Migos won’t being extra. Joe was cause you cut they interview short and even let them finish cause you wanna throw the mic down. That’s disrespectful asf.
Offset knew something was up when Joe tried to rush shit like y'all seen his side eye??? 😭😭 AND HE LOOKED SO DAMN FINE WHEN HE ROLLED UP HIS SLEEVES READY TO FIGHT 😭💕
This season was a lot of fun. I never felt bored, and the pacing was just right. They made roughly four days (I think?) last 13 episodes, but I don’t feel as though anything was dragged out.
Red on speed was fucking hilarious. So many great lines out of her this season. “In Russia, we don’t have proverbs. We have vodka and misery.”
Young Red back story!
Soso’s memorial to Poussey.
The subtle social commentary/anti-gun message in the premiere, where every time someone asked/talked about the gunfire a different American mass shooting was referenced. Needless to say, there was a lot.
Taystee taking the fucking microphone from Judy King.
Taystee repeating Poussey’s name over and over. Punching Caputo in the face for not doing so. A+
Taystee as a whole was pretty amazing this season, even if she eventually screwed everything up.
Linda becoming Boo’s girlfriend for five minutes but then ultimately getting completely fucked over.
Piper and Alex sticking mostly to mundane couple issues. Nothing hugely earth-shattering between the two of them. I was sick of the constant forced drama.
I feel like Piper made actual progress with her mother, and the fact that particular conversation lead to her impromptu proposal was awesome.
Nicky was clean, hilarious, and hot as hell. Couldn’t get enough of her this season, and loved seeing the real depths of her feelings for Lorna. The brief role reversal with her and Red was a fun trip as well.
Red and Blanca friendship was an unexpected treat.
I could not love Gloria Mendoza more if I tried.
Alison was fleshed out, and I’m really starting to love her as a character.
Piper being a Slytherin, headcanon confirmed.
Caputo being a badass in his negotiations with Fig.
Chang peacing out.
Ending the season with The Cinematic Orchestra’s “To Build a Home” – a better song choice doesn’t exist. I have always associated that song with this show. Bravo. The last five minutes gave me chills.
Cindy singing Suzanne to sleep, then later Cindy hugging Suzanne, apologizing, crying. I loved it.
I feel like the overall message with Suzanne was scattered and poorly handled, and while Uzo did an amazing job with what she was given, I feel like the writing wasn’t necessarily realistic in that it hasn’t been tackled what exactly Suzanne’s mental illness is, purely so the writers can twist her symptoms to fit the plot.
Unlike most people I’m not mad about the Piscatella back-story, but it felt incomplete to me. I feel like there is not enough explanation there. What happened to Wes? It seemed like given some of what Piscatella said that there must have been some kind of betrayal there. Given that he’s dead, we’ll probably never find out, but I just felt like there were pieces missing to his story.
I feel like Daya fell flat this season. Her characterization was all over the place until she gave herself up and quietly disappeared.
Vinnie and Lorna are, as always, the cringiest. I guess that’s sort of the point, though.
I’m not sure what they were trying to do with the Nazis/Sankey? I don’t know if they were trying to endear us to them, but it felt…weird. Like their racism was purely situational and just seemed to disappear when it was convenient. I feel uncomfortable that they were played in a way that I wanted to like them, then felt horrified because Jesus, they’re FUCKING NAZIS
Black Lattes Matter would never be a meme
Sophia disappearing halfway through the season. Seriously? Her helping in medical was awesome. I would’ve loved to have seen more of that.
Coates x Pennsatucky makes my fucking skin crawl. How can this be a thing? Why is this a thing? WHY IS SHE PAIRED WITH HER RAPIST AND WHY IS IT PORTRAYED AS CUTE?
The general rapeyness of how most of the male hostages were treated, mainly Stratman, Josh, and Luschyek. It dehumanized a lot of the girls for me and made me really uncomfortable.
Adding onto that: Angie and Leanne have become way too much. “I’ve raped guys before, and I could tell that was genuine.” What the fuck? Why did this need to be in there? I don’t understand how we are ever supposed to have any sympathy for these two ever again. Which is a shame with Leanne, because she has one of the more interesting back stories on the show.
Watching the guy who raped Wes Driscoll get burned alive was something I could’ve done without seeing. Hearing his screams would’ve been enough to get the point across.
Humps was creepy when he was alive, creepy when he was dying, and creepy upon death. Not sad to see him go.
Piscatella torturing Red in front of her girls…Alex’s arm getting snapped…that whole episode was amazingly handled, but it was still really difficult to watch.
Caputo getting trapped in the POO for so long was really gross and disturbing. The man was literally locked in a piss/shit/puke filled porta-potty for days in what I’m pretty sure is summer or early autumn.
Seriously, all of those guards are going to be permanently traumatized. What they were put through is sick.
TL;DR: This has been one of my favorite seasons yet, fun and brilliant, even if there’s an unfortunate amount of it I desperately wish I could un-see, and I feel some of it should have been handled differently.
I don’t even know what say… I thought crying for 5 minutes would get all my emotions out but no… he saved so many lives and inspired many but that the fact that his own words couldn’t save his life hurts the most… I wish you were still here and I could give back life like you did for us /his fans/…RIP thank you for the inspiration and I’ll try to continue what you started~☾
You say you’re not gonna fight
‘Cause no one will fight for you
And you think there’s not enough love
And no one to give it to
And you’re sure you’ve hurt for so long
You’ve got nothing left to lose
So you say you’re not gonna fight
'Cause no one will fight for you
You say the weight of the world
Has kept you from letting go
And you think compassion’s a flaw
And you’ll never let it show
And you’re sure you’ve hurt in a way
That no one will ever know
But someday the weight of the world
Will give you the strength to go~LP