You know what I really want? Joseph and Mary getting a divorce, but staying friends afterwards. I want Mary coming back to the house for family movie night and actually enjoying it. I want Joseph hiring a babysitter so he can go barhopping with Robert and Mary sometime. I want them to go on a family vacation, but sleep in seperate beds and split the bill at the end. I want them to take the kids out on the yacht, and when they aren’t wrangling the little boogers, talk about how their seperate lives are going.
They obviously enjoyed each other’s company at some point, considering that they got married in the first place, so why couldn’t they be that way again when they aren’t pressured by their relationship?
• puts his hair up in a messy bun while working and forgets that he stuck his pen in there
• really loves star wars and had a crush on both luke&leia
• once wrote a trashy novel which he doesn’t talk about. EVER.
• is actually very good at cooking but can only rarely be persuaded to do it
• cut his hair bc he knew everyone was going to lose their shit
• really needs glasses but never wears them
• constantly walks into stuff bc of that
• sometimes pretends not to understand english at all to get out of parking tickets or awkward situations
• is actually too smooth to ever get into awkward situations
• has three plants which all have names
• one of them is dead but he refuses to acknowledge it
• he read John the first Harry Potter book because lil Jacky was forbidden from reading them as a child bc religious parents
• he did the voices
• buys homeless people lunch
• actually flosses
• best dressed at all times
• looks like he will drink you under the table and then beat you up with it but is actually a straight edge vegetarian who gives his tired drunk friends piggyback-rides home from the bar so that they don’t drive
• the dad friend. obviously.
• he plays the guitar but no one knows?
• has never lost a game of mario kart (or so he claims)
• gives the best hugs
• isn’t that into turtles but people still send him pictures and videos of them all the time? (other people have an embarrassing emo-phase that they never get to live down and he…well he had a turtle-phase)
• the worst at cooking
• doesn’t even have a kitchen, only orders in or is given food by concerned friends (hercules)
• likes space - both outer and personal
• only owns two pair of shoes
• is really into video games and claims to have beaten Herc in Mario Kart
• the issue is not settled
I’ve been meaning to do this photoset for months now, but my favorite ensamble costumes - or - I swear I like the other sets of costumes but venture far into my aesthetic/aesthetics that are probably going to wander into my wardrobe at some point.