jocob

  • Natsu: SHIT ITS THAT JOCOB GUY AGAIN
  • Lucy: ON IT *rips top*
  • Lucy: *lets out the lewdest moans*
  • Lucy: I DON'T SEE HIM
  • Natsu: huh? oh he'S TRANSPORTING EVERYWHERE JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING
  • Happy: he isn't here is he
  • Natsu: MMMMMHMMM~
  • Happy: LUCY NATSU'S BEING NASTY
  • Lucy: WhAT?
  • Natsu: *blushing while chilling on a nearby sofa* no hes totally here i sWEAR IT
  • Lucy: ......
  • Natsu: *knocks over lamp with his foot* HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT
  • Lucy: *cracks knuckles* Not only did you embarrass me *grabs natsu* but you just broke my lamp.
  • Natsu: .....okay I know shouldnt be getting turned on but I so am
  • Natsu: *gets murdered*