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…Wait, this didn’t happen in Chapter 191? [Part 1]

I thought Han Solo’s famous quote is very fitting in this sort of situation! XD

Oh, forgot to say this! Just to clarify, Jian Yi is actually meant to be crying tears of joy because his confession has been acknowledged! :D


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(happy belated birthday Nozomicchi!!) 。.:*♡

Bts reaction to their s/o giving them hickeys

Concept: You left lots of hickeys and bite marks all over their shoulders and neck, but they left much more on you and yet dare to complain

Seokjin: Jin would act all dramatic trying to tease you. 

“Jagi, I can’t believe what you did to me! Jungkook noticed the hickeys from yesterday and made fun of it!” You get grumpy.

 “Oh no, one little hickey was seen! Did you already forget how my body looks like? It’s about ten times worse and I had a meeting today!” He starts laughing as you show him your marked body.

 “Someone did a good job yesterday, I’m sorry for complaining”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Namjoon: Namjoon would be really cocky. “Babygirl, I think I need to punish you. Look at my body!” He takes off his shirt. You look at him skeptically.

 “What? What’s this look suppose to mean?” You take off your shirt too, exposing your body which is covered with love marks and bites.

 “Did you forget this?” Namjoon starts smirking while walking up to you.

 “Don’t be so bratty, you’re not a celebrity. It’s not as important to you as for me. I think you indeed need to be punished.” 

Originally posted by aestheticpinkjoon

Yoongi: Yoongi would most likely stay calm. “Don’t you think you took it too far yesterday?” He’d say looking at you.

“Excuse me but take a look at your work!” You show him your body and he starts smiling proudly as if he just won an award.

“The marks of my lips suit you. Even though I didn’t plan them to be so big…” He’d kiss you softly.

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Hoseok: Hobi would be totally proud of the hickeys you gave him. He’d wear a low cut shirt on purpose so everyone could see your masterpiece. It would be a bit embarrassing for him to admit though so he’d blame you playfully.

“I had no choice, I just couldn’t resist and push you away.” You’d start laughing.

“Are you for real? You were the one who wouldn’t stop sucking.” You’d joke and you two were laughing for almost an hour.

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Taehyung: Tae would kinda be like Hobi in this point except that he would remind you every thirty seconds about your ‘unthoughtful act’ 

“My fans, the media, the members. Everyone could find out!” 

“Then why aren’t you wearing a turtleneck or something? I got it worse and I’m not exposing myself like you so stop complaining.” You’d tease him to fresh up his memory.

“Jagi!!! You liked it yesterday, remember!” 

“You liked it too, Tae. Are we done? I’m not gonna argue about it” He’d hug you and give you a kiss on the cheek. 

“Okay, I’m sorry.”

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jimin: “Wow you’re such an animal baby!” He’d say looking in the mirror admiring the hickeys. He’d try to put make up all over his neck and shoulders but it turns out a mess. 

“Watch your mouth, tiger. I can’t even wear a skirt cause my legs are full of hickeys too.” 

Jimin would smile and give you a kiss as an apology.

Originally posted by itschiminie

Jungkook: “They’re gonna kill me.” Jungkook would also try to cover the hickey up. 

“Who is gonna kill you?” You’d ask. His face’d turn jungshook real quick.

“Don’t you remember that one time at the airport when fancams took pictures of my hickey and everyone got crazy?” 

“I have dinner with my parents tonight, and considering that I have much more hickeys than you and the strictness of my parents I think I got it worse.” You complained.

“Oh my god I’m so sorry I did this to you!” 

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

Just did the reaction again cause my laptop crashed. I hope you like it peeps, tell me your opinion on this one!

Glitch in the matrix for @sixpenceee

A strange thing happened to me. I work in a retirement home (in the kitchen.) Every day we have to process orders for the residents. We switch spots occasionally but for the most part I’m on the end of the line, where I check over the trays to make sure the order is correct and then I add the drinks. People generally get the same thing every day, so it’s a pretty easy job most of the time. Yesterday we were moving along as normal when there was a short burst of light, like during a storm. I looked at my coworker, who serves the food, and I said “what just happened?” She said, “I don’t know it looked like the power flickered.” We kind of shrugged it off and got back to work. A few trays down the line I noticed that one of the ladies that normally gets three orange juices had marked three cranberry juices instead. I pointed it out to my coworker and said “Is this right? She’s never gotten anything but orange juices.” She said “It’s a mistake, send the oranges.” So I did.

Well, today that same lady had marked cranberry juices again, and highlighted them, so I assumed she had just changed her mind. I jokingly remarked that she must be tired of orange, but my manager overheard me and said “What are you talking about? She has always gotten cranberry.” Of course a discussion ensued in which everyone except me and the server insisted that for the four years the lady had lived there, she’d ALWAYS gotten cranberry juice. Now, I do this job five days a week and I know for a fact that prior to yesterday, this woman had gotten THREE ORANGE JUICES every single day. We went and pulled her tickets and there was cranberry on all of them. I know it doesn’t seem like a huge thing, but when you are so certain of your reality that you’d bet your house on it, and it switches in the blink of an eye, it’s incredibly confusing and not a little scary. Only me and the one coworker have any memory of the orange juices. And we were the only ones who saw the flash of light. 

Pandora Hearts Appreciation Week

Day 3 - favorite quote: “strength begins in understanding your own weakness” - Oz Vessalius

I can’t really say this is my favorite quote, because there are a lot of good ones (some of which I couldn’t find to get the right wording), but this one is definitely good. Oz had a lot of good quotes.

I was at a meeting for a job yesterday with my friends and I had on a power rangers shirt. and this cute girl starts talking to us about it. my friend mentioned that our squad assigned whos who from PR (2017) because they fit us all perfectly. And her eyes go wide and she goes “which one of you is trini?” And I raised my hand and she grabbed both my hands and went “GO ON A DATE WITH ME” and gave me her number so… that was the best moment of my life (she totally reminded me of kim so it makes sense)

A patient yesterday asked me to lift his head up and then put it back down. And then yelled at me when I did it because I lifted too high. Then later asked me to fluff his pillow nicer than it was. And yelled at me for lifting his head up to fluff said pillow. And tried to demand to talk to the ICU doc about it all.

This wasn’t even my patient. His nurse was so done lol.

Originally posted by earthlyfairy

Invite Me To Stay

Originally posted by eu-nasciassim

Theo x Reader

(Y/N)’s House (Layout & Build by   @heyitskatrina)

You rolled your eyes as you glanced at Theo’s truck. You knew he’d been sleeping in it. You regularly stole any leftover food at the end of the day and left it for him. You were sure the boss knew as they’d stared labeling take out boxes for you to take.

“There’s a breakfast and a coffee on the side.” One of the older woman, you worked with told you as you came in and shrugged off your coat, grabbing an apron. “Poor things been out there in the cold all night.”

“He’s been arrested twice, maybe we should convince the boss to give him a job.” You sighed as you grabbed the food and drink and headed over to Theo’s truck.

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I’ll catch you, darling, I’ll be waiting 
I am on your side

So in the past 30 minutes, Donald Trump:

-Brought up the “why not tear down George Washington statues?” argument in regards to Robert E. Lee (equivocating the Father of Our Country with a Confederate General)

-Refused to label the Charlottesville attack “terrorism”

-Said that job creation will fix race relations

-Desperately pleaded for someone to give him a question about infrastructure

-Equivocated the far left with Neo-Nazis (and seemed far more determined to condemn the far-left than the WHITE NATIONALISTS)

-Bandied the term “fake news” about

-Stood up for Steve Bannon

-Interrupted someone who was citing John McCain to say “John McCain? The same John McCain who voted against the healthcare bill?”


-Said, and I (maybe?) quote: “…there to protest changing the name of Robert E. Lee Park to a different park” (I screamed “EMANCIPATION PARK!” here because IT’S NOT HARD! “EMANCIPATION” IS AN AMERICAN KEYWORD! IT MIGHT BE OUR BEST WORD!)

-Doubled down on his ORIGINAL STATEMENT FROM SATURDAY instead of the patch-job he gave yesterday.

…I think a lot more happened but. Yeah. What an unfit leader.