Foto tomada en Valparaiso.

Hoy conversaba con una persona en una cafetería de Valparaiso y se puso a politiquear. En eso mencionó la delincuencia que existe en Valpo: “Es que ya no hay trabajo” De acuerdo, este es un mundo en el que si no trabajas no sobrevives. Pero no basta con sobrevivir si ya no vives. Trabajas y tienes para comer, pero alimentas carne moribunda. Trabajo es esclavitud. Tripalium es tortura. Este vida es una estafa, compañerxs, y va explotar, les juro que va a explotar.

A Spanish man stopped doing his job — and it took his boss 6 years to notice

In 2010 officials were preparing to award Joaquin Garcia for his 20 years of civil service in Cadiz, Spain —  until they realized that for six of those years he hadn’t been doing his job. Now, 69-year-old Garcia is facing a fine of nearly 27,000 euros (roughly $30,000), which would be only a fraction of the money he made doing nothing.

Careers & Astrology (Part 1/?)

(I did one for artists which can be found here.)

GOOD PLACEMENTS FOR LAWYERS
- Sun in Libra, Virgo, Aquarius, or Capricorn
- Moon in Libra, Virgo, or Aquarius
- Mercury in Virgo, Capricorn, or Gemini
- Jupiter in Libra, Aquarius, or Scorpio
- Saturn in Libra, Virgo, or Aquarius
- Jupiter or Saturn in the first house
- Jupiter/Sun/Moon/Mercury in the eleventh house
- Jupiter/Mercury in the seventh house
- Neptune very far away from Mercury/Rising but not in opposition
- Aquarius, Capricorn, Libra, Virgo, or Leo Rising
- Aquarius, Virgo, Leo, or Libra Midheaven
- Sun conjunct Mercury/Saturn
- Mercury conjunct Pluto
- Saturn in positive aspect to Sun/Moon/Mercury/Mars/Jupiter
- Libra, Virgo, Aquarius, or Capricorn dominance
- Earth or air dominance
- Dominant tenth house
- Tenth house stellium

GOOD PLACEMENTS FOR PSYCHOLOGISTS
- Sun in Pisces, Aquarius, Sagittarius, or Scorpio
- Moon in Pisces, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Cancer, or Gemini
- Mercury in Pisces, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Gemini, or Virgo
- Jupiter in Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer, Virgo, or Gemini
- Pretty much any planet in the eighth house except Saturn
- Mercury/Neptune/Moon in the twelfth house
- Moon/Neptune in the seventh house
- Chiron in the first house
- Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio, Aquarius, Gemini, or Sagittarius Rising
- Pisces or Scorpio Midheaven
- Sun/Moon/Mercury/Ascendant conjunct Pluto
- Pluto in positive aspect to Ascendant/Sun/Moon/Mercury/Mars/Saturn
- Scorpio, Pisces, or Sagittarius dominance
- Water or air dominance
- Dominant seventh, eighth, or ninth house
- Eighth house stellium

GOOD PLACEMENTS FOR POLITICIANS
- Sun in Gemini, Virgo, Aquarius, Scorpio, or Leo
- Moon in Gemini, Virgo, Aquarius, Scorpio, Libra, or Leo
- Mercury in Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, or Leo
- Mars in Virgo, Capricorn, Taurus, Libra, or Aquarius
- Jupiter in Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces, Cancer, or Libra
- Saturn in Capricorn, Scorpio, Aquarius, or Libra
- Moon/Jupiter/Saturn/Mercury/Uranus/Venus in the first house
- Jupiter in the second house
- Jupiter/Sun/Moon/Mars/Venus/Uranus/Pluto in the tenth house
- Sun/Moon/Venus/Pluto/Jupiter/Uranus/Mars in the eleventh house
- Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Leo, or Aquarius Rising
- Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Leo, Aquarius, or Scorpio Midheaven
- Sun conjunct Mercury
- Ascendant conjunct Mercury/Venus/Jupiter
- Sun/Ascendant in positive aspect to Moon/Mercury/Venus/Uranus/Jupiter
- Leo, Gemini, Virgo, or Aquarius dominance
- Fire, air, or earth dominance
- First or eleventh house dominance
- Eleventh house stellium

GOOD PLACEMENTS FOR TEACHERS
- Sun in Pisces, Sagittarius, Scorpio, or Virgo
- Moon in Sagittarius, Cancer, Virgo, or Aquarius
- Mercury in Capricorn, Cancer, Virgo, or Aquarius
- Venus in Gemini, Pisces, or Virgo
- Jupiter in Sagittarius
- Saturn in Virgo, Gemini, Aquarius, Sagittarius, or Cancer
- Jupiter/Mercury in the first house
- Jupiter/Mercury/Moon/Saturn in the third or ninth house
- Sun/Mars in the ninth or tenth house
- Aquarius, Pisces, Sagittarius, Cancer, Virgo, or Scorpio Rising
- Aquarius, Pisces, Sagittarius, Cancer, or Virgo Midheaven
- Sun/Moon/Mercury conjunct/in positive aspect to Jupiter
- Mars/Venus conjunct Jupiter (though that can be tricky)
- Sagittarius, Pisces, Aquarius, or Virgo dominance
- Earth dominance
- Third, seventh, ninth, or eleventh house dominance
- Third, ninth, or eleventh house dominance

GOOD PLACEMENTS FOR SCIENTISTS
- Sun in Pisces, Sagittarius, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, or Aquarius
- Moon in Virgo, Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, or Aquarius
- Mercury in Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, or Aquarius
- Saturn in Virgo, Capricorn, or Aquarius
- Sun/Moon/Mercury in the third or ninth house
- Jupiter/Saturn in the first, third, ninth, or tenth house
- Aquarius, Virgo, Pisces, Sagittarius, or Scorpio Rising
- Aquarius, Virgo, Pisces, Sagittarius, or Gemini Midheaven
- Sun/Moon in positive aspect to Mars/Mercury/Uranus/Pluto
- Mercury/Ascendant in positive aspect to Mars/Uranus/Pluto
- Sagittarius, Virgo, Aquarius, Capricorn, or Scorpio dominance
- Earth or air dominance
- Dominant ninth house or ninth house stellium

So this job at Sea Life has not just met my expectations, but completely blown them out of the water (pun definitely intended) today was my first real day of working and oh my god is it amazing. The entire shift is basically going back and forth between the touch pool station, doing the hourly talks about a specific exhibit and just walking around TALKING TO PEOPLE ABOUT FISH!!

I mean that is what you do. I was sitting there today playing in the water in the touch pools showing a little kid some urchins and suddenly thought “Holy fucking shit I’m being PAID for this”. Like literally what I do with my fish tanks at home when friends are over is now my job.

And the best part: These people are PAYING to hear me talk. There was a lady with her grandson and he really liked the Sergeant Major Damsels, so I started telling him how cool Damsels are because of how diverse they can be. Not only was this little kid amazed by this but he insisted I show him every other damsel in the aquarium, so we preceded to walk around while I pointed them all out.

Afterwards the lady says to me “ Wow, you really seem to like fish! ”

Damn right I do, lady.