Tifp because the ceo visited at my work and told me that i'm doing a great job and he can really trust me with everything! When it comes to him every good word is super important cause usually it's hard to satisfy and impress him
You’ve impressed the people at the top! That’s verrrrry impressive! Congratulations!
The boss walked into the office. “Hey, Phil, can you do me a favor?” he asked. The boss sat down in front of Phil’s desk. “Sure, what’s the favor?” Phil was eager to gain favor by doing favors.
“It’s just that there’s this darn spider in the building. Real nasty
one. HR prevents a boss like me from killing anything (and I mean
anything, not a bug, not a mouse, not even a human, ha ha), so I was
wondering if you could do the deed.” The boss pulled out a pack of gum.
“Gum?” “Yeah,” said Phil, “that’s gum alright. Boss, I don’t know. A spider, sure, but a nasty one? What are we talking?”
The boss threw the pack of gum away without ever opening it. Big pack
too. 100 sticks. Meant for the military. “It’s tall, Phil.” “Tall? How tall?” “About yay-high.” “Yay-high?”
“Yeah! When I first saw it I wasn’t sure if it was a spider or an
intern (ha ha). But I checked with the head of interns and she said it
wasn’t one of hers. Wish I could check with the head of spiders to
confirm fully (ha ha ha), but I can’t do that.” “I don’t know, boss…”
“Phil, I didn’t want to have to do this…but the CEO just told me
we’re gonna have to make cutbacks soon. Nobody’s buying shrimp anymore. I
have to let go 20 people at this branch…if you get what I mean.” “If I don’t kill this spider, I’m fired?”
“Your words, not mine. But they’re good words, that I fully endorse.
(Where’s my big endorsement deal? Ha ha. Ya know Tiger Woods gets $50
every time someone says the word “Nike”? Oh, there I go. Just gave him a
fifty!) So Phil? We got a deal?” Before Phil could reply the nasty spider crept up behind the boss. Phil’s eyes gave it away. The boss squirmed in his seat. “It’s right behind me, isn’t it? Phil nodded. The boss gulped. “Tell my wife I loved her. And that I was gay. And so didn’t really love her.” Phil nodded. The boss nodded. The spider didn’t understand, but it nodded too. Seemed like the thing to do.
concept: I am doing something that fulfills me and makes me genuinely happy, my life is filled with interesting people and projects. I feel at home everywhere in the world, and every day provides me with new opportunities and chances.