joan gregson

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I am really sorry about how your son died, I really am. But you know that this is no way to honor his memory.

You just saved my life.

Put the gun down. Please.

I want more scenes where Joan doesn’t simply walk in on Sherlock doing an experiment but actively seeks out these moments to specifically disrupt him as revenge for waking her up constantly.

I want this to turn into an all-out pranking war in which Joan recruits Alfredo so Sherlock enlists Ms. Hudson and it isn’t until they both start loudly arguing over who gets Marcus during one of their cases that Papa Gregson steps in and puts a stop to the shenanigans.  And then probably denies wholeheartedly that he ever helped Joan even though let’s be honest Joan is his favorite child

real talk do sherlock, joan, marcus and gregson rehearse before they go tell criminals exactly how fucked they are ? or does speaking one after the other in sync like this come naturally to all of them?

did they have meeting about it in the beginning but now it’s a well rehearsed act ??

did it spontaneously happen and they just decided that they love it ???

i just, it’s so unrealistic but i love it so much lmao 

they’re all so extra™

NSFW Alphabet Game Master List

Rules and Descriptions of Letters


A = Aftercare
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky  Pietro
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy  Chase

B = Body Part
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Wanda  Bucky
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy  Chase

C = Cum
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky  Pietro
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy  Chase

D = Dirty Secret
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

E = Experience
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

F = Favorite Position
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

G = Goofy
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

H = Hair
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

I = Intimacy
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

J = Jack Off
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

K = Kink
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky  Pietro
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

L = Location
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

M = Motivation
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Prentiss  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

N = NO
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Pietro
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

O = Oral
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky  Pietro
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

P = Pace
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky  Pietro
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

Q = Quickie
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy  Chase

R = Risk
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Pietro
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

S = Stamina
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Wanda
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy  Chase

T = Toy
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Pietro
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

U = Unfair
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

V = Volume
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Bucky
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

W = Wild Card
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

X = X-Rated
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Wanda  Bucky
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy  Chase

Y = Yearning
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain  Pietro
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy

Z = ZZZ
CM: Hotch  Rossi  Morgan  Reid  J.J.  Emily  Garcia
Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock  Watson  LeStrade  Mycroft
Elementary: Sherlock  Joan  Gregson  Bell
Avengers: Vision  Tony  Bruce  Natasha  Loki  Thor  Clint  Captain
NCIS: Gibbs  DiNozzo  McGee  Abby  Palmer  Ducky  Ziva  Kate
House, M.D.: House  Wilson  Cuddy