joan and adam

Who Should You Fight: The Bright Sessions Edition

(idk if someones made this already BUT)

Dr. Bright

Chance of winning: 40%

Homegirl’s a doctor, not a fighter, and im pretty sure theres something in the Hippocratic oath about “do no harm”, but is it for therapists? see rating. She could possibly psychoanalyze her way around you and maybe manipulae you for her own goals, and she’s been taking yoga classes so she’s probably really flexible. If youre fit, go for it. 


Chance of winning: ???

She’d probably get so anxious that she’d time travel and where would that leave you? Alone and with no one to fight. In any case, why would you ever??? Let her rest, she’s been through enough. 


Chance of winning: 0%

Listen. She’s a telepath, she knows youre next move before even you do. You can say “oh shes just an art student!!” all you want but consider: she’s a sculptor and can probably take your eye out with a scoring tool. Do not attempt. 


Chance of winning: 10%

Dude’s a football player, so he’s pretty darn ripped, and probably fast too. Can literally sense fear, will use that to his advantage. Only attempt of you want a challenge. 


Chance of winning: 90%, but at what cost?

This child is an emo wreck and will end up crying on the floor if you hit him, which is not fun for anyone. Also, his boyfriend will 100% beat you up for it, so theres that. And I will also beat you up. Leave this boy alone. 


Chance of winning: 0%

listen I know what the rating says, and we all know why its like that but please, p l e a s e fight Damien, everyone will cheer you on. You’ll fail but it will be glorious. Fight Damien. 


Chance of winning: 50%

He seems like a pretty normal guy? that rating goes up or down depending on what atypical he’s near, but in a fair one on one throwdown? average joe. Go for it for a fun time, he’ll probably take you out for ice cream and a beer afterwards. 

 Agent Green 

Chance of winning: 99%

PLEase fight him it will be easy and hilarious. The guy is a bureaucrat and needs to file forms in triplicate to get authorization to throw down, so time is on your side. Fight Agent Green. 


Chance of winning: 0%

Don’t do it. 


We all fall down
We live somehow
We learn what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger

I’ve been listening to LP and The Bright Sessions almost exclusively in the last week so it was only a matter of time before I combined the two, right?

Anyway, here’s some facecanons + Sharp Edges lyrics

(In order: Dr. Bright, Caleb, Sam, Chloe, Adam, Frank, Damien, Mark)

  • Caleb: do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking?
  • Adam: I think it’s called sensory overload it’s really common in people with anxiety
  • Dr. B: It can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or even dehydration
  • Caleb: Thanks, I thought I was just a bitch
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Just think about it

Thomas Sanders as Chip Tolentino and Joan as Leaf Coneybear

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Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams as Logainne’s Dads

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Bethany Mota as Olive Ostrovsky

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Ryan Higa as Mitch Mahoney

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Jon Cozart and Dodie Clark as Olive’s Parents

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Tati Westbrook as Rona Lisa Peretti

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Swoozie as Vice Principal Douglas Panch

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Brian Hull as William Barfee

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Wengie as Marcy Parks

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Jojo Siwa as Logainne Shwartzandgrubenierre

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Joey Graceffa as Jesus Christ

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The Cimorelli Family as Leaf’s Family

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Let me know if you can think of any changes to be made!