jo dog


happy new year  
by ellen jo roberts


Here is a fan video I made for Mac Demarco’s “This Old Dog”.


basking in the spaceheater by ellen jo roberts

A Conversation

“So the new James Bond is a black man.”

“Oh, okay. Well, as long as he works for MI-6…”

“Oh, no, he’s gone rogue. He works for himself now.”

“…alright. Well, he still wears a tuxedo–”

“No, no, he’s strictly business-casual.”

“He uses a Walther PPK?”

“No, hates guns. He only uses martial arts and weaponry improvised out of everyday objects, like Jackie Chan.”

“Drinks a martini, shaken, not stirred?”

“Monster energy drink.”

“Drives around in an Aston-Martin?”

“No, a Vespa.”

“Works with M, Q, and Moneypenny?”

“Francis, Phil, and Jo-Jo The Talking Dog.”

“This really doesn’t sound like James Bond at all. Seems like a completely new character. I don’t think he should even be called James Bond.”

“Wow. Racist.”


Happy Birthday, Simon! by ellen jo roberts
Born 11/23/13