jmontes

Fall Out Boy Gothic
  • The kids will never be alright.
  • 16 candles is the original universal constant. everything else exists as an alternate to this.
  • We all love bingo, but you must never say that you do.
  • Slow down, stop, and set the dandelions on fire.
  • Everyone you have ever known has quit Fall Out Boy.
  • Heed the jet black crows, they are the archivists of blogspots past and they will never stop droning so long as there are songs being composed.
  • The hand behind that pen relives everything. failures, successes, dreams, lies, that time you lit your crush’s lawn on fire asking them to the prom.
  • Joe pulls off his mask to reveal another mask to pull off to reveal another mask to pull off to reveal another mask to pull off to reveal
  • The boy who writes the songs and the boy who’s in them: the Gem, the Glory. if they let each other go, the world would end. This is certain.
  • No motherfucker truly will ever know that range. Ever.
  • You pull your Nokia phone out of your pocket to make a call and get frustrated when you remember that the cold fistful of spaghetti you now hold instead doesn’t get the same reception coverage.
  • Black holes need friends, too.
  • Howl your name and address at the moon in the language of wolves and you will receive a Christmas card in return. A nice surprise.
  • We all have secrets we don’t want to keep; they aren’t necessarily ours but we must go to the ends of the earth to keep them, in any case.
  • Where IS your boy tonight? Where was he last night? Last week? we have been looking for months now.
  • Relatedly, ain’t no party like a jmont party, but where did the party go? Did your boy take it with him?
  • Are you one of the 4632? You are marked. For life.
  • Curious to know what will happen when Andy can no longer lay down new ink on his skin? So is God.
  • Dust and sweat is more expensive than good cocaine. 
  • Put your ear to the speaker to hear your fate. You can never choose. 
  • Sometimes you take chartered flights to Antarctica, sometimes you make pancakes on One Tree Hill.
  • Change will come. 
  • All thanks be to Pete.