jk-i-wish

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valentine’s day cards: kyungsoo edition
(because honestly what says ‘i love you’ more than creepersoo? nothing, that’s what)

  • jk rowling: draco malfoy? the sixteen year old who was corrupted by his parents twisted views from the moment he was born? what an evil shit luring idiot girls into his dastardly clutches with his devastating good looks he is worse than voldemort probably
  • jk rowling: severus snape? the 30 year old stalker who was unceasingly cruel to children for no reason? my dear child who i love more than life? yes he is a brave prince truly and i should have named the books after him instead of harry

I want them to create special Harry Potter movie theaters where each film is in 3D with special effects. I mean like water spraying at you during the troll scene and the temperature dropping drastically when dementors show up. I want it to be windy in the maze and I want yummy smells to be pumped in during the feasts.

“Decked out as he is in the show, you would expect him to receive some odd mail. ‘It’s really a rock musical so you get pop-py letters. I have always expected some rude ones but haven’t had any at all.’ He smiles even more broadly. ‘Very disappointing.’…”

Tim Curry discusses his Rocky Horror fan mail - 1973