jk*

“I think I’d most like to spend a day with Harry. I’d take him out for a meal and apologize for everything I’ve put him through.”  -JK Rowling

I WOULD LOVE TO BE A FLY IN THE SOUP AT THIS TABLE

harry: was it really necessary to kill my grandparents?

jk: plot device, harry.

harry: A BROOM CUPBOARD?

jk: they had to have sympathy for you

harry: tim. buttercup. sally. marry.

jk: what are you doing?

harry: I NAMED THE SPIDERS IN THE SODDING BROOM CLOSET, JOANNE

jk: oh

two hours later:

harry: thank you for giving me sass, at least

harry: downs his drink

jk: oh dear

harry:  {pulls out order of the phoenix and opens it to chapter 35} let’s talk about what in the hell you were thinking when you wrote this chapter, please…

jk: i’m going to need to buy another bottle of wine, aren’t i?

harry: damn straight. keep ‘em coming. 

2. Gryffindor seventh years setting up an extensive race track around the Hogwarts grounds and using it for irl Mario Kart complete with blue shells charmed to follow the person in first, and pots of ink to impair your rival’s vision

It all went fine until one second year dared them to recreate rainbow road.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER

OKAY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WHERE I MADE A JOKE BC HIS NUMBER WAS 31 AND HE IS 31 NOW BUUUUUUUT

ANYWAYYYYYY let’s talk about this amazing football player named Bastian Schweinsteiger

according to his good friend, thomas, he is the “best midfielder in da WURRRLD” (which is so true tbh) 

he is such a dork but can be deadly serious most of the time, especially when it’s a world cup final and everyone has been trying to kill you

…..*shudders* man, he is in it to win it

BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT SCHWEINSKI REAL QUICK LIKE ALL OF MY FEELINGS IN ONE GIF GOD DAMN IT

AND THAT IS A GIFT TO MANKIND. BASK IN ITS GLORY…lol but like thank you so much for being the captain of the dorks of the germany nt, i hope you are happy at manchester united and we all love youuu :) 

happy birthday you beautiful man :) (ps we stood by you even through ur hair choices back in the day…now look at u, u fine ass german)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JO!!!

Joanne “Jo” Rowling is turning 50 today (Harry’s 35?). Thanks to many amazing things she’s done with her years on Earth, I’m sure that we, her fans, can all easily list 50 reasons why we’re grateful for her existence. But I won’t do that because Time had 17 cooler people write her a little something for her birthday (including Rupert Grint, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Wright, Robbie Coltrane and many other awesome peeps, so grab some tissues and click the link).

You can feel the love reading the messages and I believe that says a lot about what an amazing and extraordinary person Jo is. The birthday notes show people feeling perfectly comfortable to have a laugh with her (and Mark Williams says she “has one of the best laughs”). They reveal people clearly inspired by Jo as a person and certainly moved by her stories and the way she sees the world and human beings. They show people believe they can count on her friendship. And it’s not surprising at all if you’ve been following this woman for over a decade.

When the Harry Potter saga was coming to an end, we were all overwhelmed and words failed to express the magnitude of our experience. So we often simply went with “thank you, Jo” and hoped she would understand. Now that I think of it, I think we might as well also say “thank you, Harry”. Thanks for introducing us to this beautiful mind and gigantic heart <3.

They have stressed that it’s not the who that is important but it’s the why, which makes me think whoever they picked to be A will be not that exciting. But they have made this huge deal on the ‘why’, and so far i’m not sold. The fact that they think that one episode will be able to explain the why is beyond me and makes me think that it will be a bit of a let down. They have claimed to have had this story in the works for a couple years but from the dropped story lines of other characters, and 500000 other plot holes I think other wise. I hope they can surprise us but honestly they had so long to tell this story and they have waisted it with so many filler episodes!