my girl | percival graves

prompt: can i request some percival graves? graves + prompts 66. and 67 “Stop, we’re in public…” & “Wait, are you jealous?”. thank you

theme: fluff

warnings: none

author note: pre-Grindelwald and douchey graves for the win & im sick af

Originally posted by percivalgravessource

Indifference was something that Percival Graves was the king at. No matter the importance something or someone was to him he was completely and utterly able to set his jaw and act as if he couldn’t be bothered with it. Only on certain occasions with a very certain person was he unable to keep his composure. But he wasn’t so aware of that unlike everyone else.

You were both at work in your respective departments when it all started. One of the junior Auror’s was just a bit too friendly with you, per usual, and Percival had walked in to see it all take place. Which he was honestly really good at. Always coming in during times he just shouldn’t have.

“[y/n], are you ready for lunch?” His features were taut and he didn’t smile–but that wasn’t too off for him. His dark eyes were aflame as he passed the younger man and put an arm around your possessively.

The blonde man looked between the two of you and gave a nervous laugh–unsure as how to excuse himself from Percival’s animalistic gaze without causing too much attention to be brought to him. The atmosphere was tense and everyone in the department was doing their best to keep their nosy eyes to the tasks in front of them. Each one of them a little rigid.

Percival Graves was also the king of making people uncomfortable. That was why the poor little blonde man couldn’t move under his intense gaze and why everyone in the office was breaking out into a cold sweat. All scared to fall to the wrath of the Auror.

“I, uh, didn’t realize you two were together.” Babbling wasn’t the best option for him at that moment but between the glare he was getting and the heat rising to his face he didn’t know what else to do.

Percival, giving him a smug smile then, looked to you and kissed you atop the head, “of course we are. I don’t just walk down here every day because I like to watch all of you file papers.”

You rolled your eyes at him, “stop, we’re in public!” It wasn’t every day the man decided to be even the slightest bit affectionate in public. And when he did, it was usually to cause some kind of scene.

He pulled you closer to him and gave the young man a curt nod and snapping to the entire department to get back to work before turning the both of you towards the exit. Walking briskly out as even he was starting to get a little embarrassed by his sudden display. And you could hear everyone sigh in relief once the two of you hit the door.

You glanced over to him once you were both in the chilly New York air. His jaw set and shoulders tense and oh you knew but it would only be worth it more if–“wait, are you jealous?

He doesn’t look at you and continues to push you down the street, “we aren’t discussing this.”

Lips quirked up and you look forward, “whatever, but I can’t believe you were jealous of Olly, he’s just out of Ilvermorny!”

He sighed and looked out to the crowds to avoid your eyes, “as I said, we aren’t discussing it–but he needs to know you’re my girl.”


Piers Morgan got burned on ‘Real Time’ then dragged by JK Rowling in real time

  • The burn ward has a new entrant: Piers Morgan.
  • While appearing on Real Time with Bill Maher on Friday, hot mess journalist Piers Morgan tried to defend President Donald Trump’s executive order banning travelers from seven majority-Muslim countries from entering the United States.
  • After Morgan defended the ban by saying there was no ban, Australian comedian Jim Jeffries cut in and said, “Oh, fuck off! It’s a fucking Muslim ban!" 
  • Saturday morning, while Morgan was still in bed applying lotion to his burn, J.K. Rowling tweeted about how satisfying it was to see Morgan on the receiving end of Jeffries’ taunts. Read more. (2/11/17, 11:12 AM)

if you’re ever feeling down just remember that Arthur Weasley would NOT BE ABLE TO CONTAIN HIMSELF IF HE MET YOU. literally, your phone: how does it work? what does it do? why do you have to tap it? why are you tapping so fast? wHY DOES MY FACE HAVE DOG EARS ON IT?? WHY AREN’T THEY THERE IN REAL LIFE? ONLY ON THE SCREEN? WHAT IS HAPPENING?? MOLLY I NEED ONE OF THESE DEVICES