jk not funny at all

Honestly I think the phantom of the opera was such a good villain because he’s so relatable. I too would lock myself away in my bedroom, demand ridiculous amounts of money, and use my unhealthy obsessions to unsuccessfully seduce someone I have the hots for

did anyone listen to that BGA song??? WHY IS IT SO IRONICALLY LEGIT???


anonymous asked:

I always read your url like that state farm commercial jingle, "WE. ARE. FARMERS. BUMBADUM BUM BUMBUMBUM" Except, you know, paladin.

“Professor Knight here. I need to tell you  why it’s important to have at least one divine crusader for all your smiting needs. Because while I’m sure your local garrison thinks it can handle this.”

Originally posted by zwarrior01-gifs

“You’re really only covered for this.”

“And you might think you’re prepared to take on any invading demonic armies”

Originally posted by villainquoteoftheday

“You’ll be lucky if you can fight off an imp.”

“So, call us at WeArePaladin. Because if you’re going to need anybody to smite the forces of evil and look good doing it, look no further”

Originally posted by theomeganerd

Originally posted by emeere-son

“Because we’re the professionals. Also, we cover medical care for any and all injuries sustained during any cataclysmic conflicts we happen to be drawn into, free of charge. Actually, technically this is all public service and free anyway, but the jingle cost us a pretty penny, so any donations would be supremely helpful.

“This is Knight, we’re done here.”

anonymous asked:

Biggest mistake I ever made, when going to the other side of tumblr to search for some Harry Potter analysis and saw "Snape was [insert some wannabe, poorly written without any texual evidence claims]" I legit rolled my eyes so many times that I'm cross-eyed. A popular theme seems to be Snape was a {nazi} abusive teacher. Is it weird that i don't find him that particularly nasty? I've had worse teachers tbh. In fact I don't remember Snape ever hitting a student or phsycially abusing them...

It’s the saddest thing about the divisions in fandom, to me, to be honest.  I generally post about Snape, and when I post about other characters, I generally post about them through Snape’s lens - so I am very aware that there’s 90% of Potter that I just don’t remotely touch.

And I am certain, given the meta that we all come up with in our part of fandom, that fandom is just as active for other characters - and I am sure there are interpretations and revelations in the story when seen through the lens of other characters that I haven’t thought of, and would be genuinely enlightened by.

…it’s just, I don’t bother to look for it, because I know when a blogger offers their view with a side of ridiculous fanon-based Snape hate, I can’t take the rest of their discourse seriously.

I don’t have a problem with someone disliking Snape for canon reasons, and I don’t have a problem with someone finding his teaching style appalling…I think the difficulty, for me, is twofold:

1)  it’s the application of current standards to a historical situation…Snape’s behaviour it seems, is far worse by today’s standards than it was in the 90s; I don’t think he was intended to be a ‘child abuser’ - he was just nasty.  

2)  it’s the vacuum in which the critique takes place.  Rarely do you see anyone evaluating all of the Hogwarts staff, or accepting that other teachers behave in ways that are as flawed as Snape’s actions, or interrogating the behaviour of other adults in the series.  Snape is held up on his own as the example of all that is horrendous in the series.

And even that I don’t have a problem with, as long as it’s tagged as anti - and then at least I don’t have to look at it.

anonymous asked:

What do you think are ichiruki's most iconic scenes

there’s too many…

jk i was gonna attempt to be funny and just upload all the volume covers for bleach but you know what? not today. this post will probably be very image heavy, sorry in advance. my favorite moments are the following.

what started it all. thanks to these two the bleach manga became as successful as it once was. i don’t think there is a more iconic introduction.

they understand each other even without needing words :’)

…do i need to explain this one… 



stopped crying immediately after he saw her and the rain was stopped once again #herimpact. aaaand the MOST iconic moment imo is

i know it’s a pretty generic answer BUT even though i was a shipper before this moment happened i still think it’s what sealed the deal w ichiruki for many. this scene alone can destroy any argument antis try to use. an absolutely beautiful chapter. kubo did a great job for once expressing emotions through eyes on this one!

  • America: ITS MY BIRTHDAY
  • Canada: Mine was a few days ago!
  • America: WELL I'M OLDER
  • Canada: .......
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  • Canada: Wow I just came to tell you congrats on your independence, but I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

Holy shit guys!!! I never thought my Nel would be this popular??? Like jeez I never intended to pick her up as a muse but honestly I’m so glad I did??? It was a great way to get back into the Bleach rpc, and y’all have been so nice!! Honestly it feels like my months-long absence never even happened. That being said, let’s start with the sappy shit!

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