jk im not so okay that i can make that light of it lol

SMTM6 ep. 1 thoughts/reactions
  • note to self: don’t fall for mnet’s evil editing
  • OMFG IS THAT OLLTII? IS THAT HANHAE???!??
  • “korea’s best hip hop duo…dynamic duo” DEAD
  • *screams bc olltii screentime pt. 2*
  • Dok2 & Jay Park’s entrance… smol x smol team
  • did jay wear that arm sleeve bc it matched his outfit or did he wear it so he wouldn’t look like a walking blob of blur
  • everyone throwing up their 1llionaire turn up signs meanwhile im here like…
  • Zico & dean team enters *camera pans to all the female rappers*
  • Dean = gray pt. 2
  • untouchable’s sleepy? fuck yes
  • *producers dissing each other* let the savagery begin
  • jay, a 30 yr old, being salty when the mc forgot about him in s4 is adorable as hell
  • will we ever get to see dean’s eyes this season?
  • someone pls make a vid of jay’s giggles
  • season 6 = bucket hats
  • lmfao bizzy dying of embarrassment bc tiger jk was trying to prove he wasn’t scary
  • PUNCHNELLO I HAVE MY MONEY ON HIM
  • *angel by mfbty plays in the back* this is my jam
  • bizzy: “ahhhh” x485948409
  • dynamic duo as the angel judge = tablo pt. 2
  • gaeko is actually super cute??
  • microdot appears *thinks of farting and fishing* (anyone else watch law of the jungle?)
  • junoflo yaaaaaaassssss boy
  • *montage of girls* so is it time for the good looking rappers or is it the idol rappers segment?
  • it’s the good looking rappers segment
  • dean’s eyes have finally seen the light of day
  • “ahhhhhh” x24342
  • PD to dean: “can you raise your hat a little bit?” YES THANK U
  • *gaeko judges digili* okay but gaeko is actually really adorable
  • baby rappers dskljdfkj is this gonna be a new segment
  • dean = new savage judge
  • THE QUIETT COSPLAY LMAO BYE
  • (lowkey missing the quiett)
  • na sangwook tho. y’all this boy is gonna make it far  
  • DOUBLE K ?!?!?!? SOMEONE HOLD ME
  • if double k doesn’t make it to the finals istg im gonna cry
  • nvm dok2 is the savage judge. illionaire’s 3 second rule lol (missing the quiett pt. 2)
  • everybody wanting nucksal on their team reminds me of a pack of hyenas hunting an impala
  • double k raps one line and i literally gasped
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20170604 - ‘2PM 6 Nights Concert’ Day 3

real_2pmstagram :  내가 더 고마워 ♡ 핫티 
I thank you more ♡ Hottie ] 

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@.follow_2pm :  고마워 ♡ 2PM
@.follow_2pm : Thank you ♡ 2PM 


translation by 2pmalways 

random fcc:

mj: next week is our young boys’ concerts!

wy: we really thought a lot about what songs to pick, our hottest, thank you for supporting us for a long time. we will always sing for all of you who are supporting us.

mj: 2pm has a strong heart for staying together for a long time. you’ll be with us for a long time, right?

jh: these are the last concerts before we go to the army, but don’t be sad, since each of us will fill the stage individually.

cs: i’m glad that this is our destiny. i really liked spending our 20’s with all of you. once you are with us, you can’t leave! we’ll be gone for about 3 years, but you won’t leave, right? we’ll still be here, so you have to be with us, too.

nk: how are you, taecyeon?
ty: i’m tired…
nk: it’s because you’re old. we go abroad a lot, right? but we don’t get lonely because of all of you~ thank you! see you next week
ty: i haven’t said this before, but my enlistment date has come out. i pushed it back because of this concert, so this is it. i’ll be back with a bright smile. let’s wait for that day! thank you

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THE SIGNS AT AN ARCADE

*Aquarius and Pisces spent 5 months away in Europe dealing with business then came back*

Pisces: *breaks the door open* gUESS WHO’S HOME BINCHES

Cancer: pISCES *jumps onto Pisces and hugs them hard*

Pisces: oh my beautiful dog, i missed you too <3

Cancer: PISCES PLEASE STOP WITH THE DOG

Pisces: nevr

Cancer: ily anyway

Pisces: ly too dog<3

Scorpio: *internally screaming* where’s Aquarius?

Pisces: *grim face* they-

*window opens and Aquarius drops 10 ft onto the couch*

Aquarius: FORGET FLATLINING HELLO THE WEED DEALER IS HERE

Aries: wow just wow

Aquarius: u ok

Aries: maybe

Aquarius: ok

Virgo: yOU SWEET, INNOCENT, STUPID, DUMBASS CHILDREN WHERE WERE YOU

Aquarius: *smug* moneh

Pisces: *still hugging Cancer* monehss

Libra: so does that mean Sagittarius gets some more liptube

Capricorn: LIPSTICK 

Capricorn: oH NOW THEY’RE HOME HIH I HI WELCOME 

Pisces: Eyyyy

Aquarius: oi

Sagittarius: i heard liptube does that mean me and my chicks get to experiment mo- BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aquarius: EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Leo: yay hurrah pls hush idc

Taurus: ohmigod now they’re home ey; don’t mind Leo, they’re just sad, still sad, because you guys left them

Leo: nO I’M NOT

Everyone: mmmhhhmmmm suree

Pisces: *drags Cancer with them and hugs Leo* shhhh

Everyone: *goes to Pisces and Leo and Cancer and hugs* we love you

Aries: Wait we didn’t give Aquarius a hug

Aquarius: nOPE DON’T NEED ONE 

Taurus: *walks over* everyone needs-

Aquarius: *sprints like flippin’ sonic upstairs and jumps onto a window and whispers* i’m not meant for warmth

Gemini: did Aquarius get touched a lot out there

Pisces: *still being hugged* let’s just say everyone wanted to see how much they could tolerate people

Gemini: and?

Pisces: snapped necks

Libra:…..oh

Aquarius: *poker face* :)

Sagittarius: yKNOW TO GET RID OF THIS TENSION, WE SHOULD GO TO THE ARCADE

Pisces: yES

*they go to the arcade*

Aquarius: w hat if  i snap

Sagittarius: their necks?

Aquarius: yes and something else

Sagittarius: what?

Aquarius: their-

Pisces: oKAY THAT’S ENOUGH LET’S GO

Cancer: LET’S TRY THAT JUMPING JACK THING

Pisces: yes

*Pisces and Cancer go to that jumping jack thing*

Sagittarius: well we could go hit on trees

Aquarius: boring

Sagittarius: we could joyride in Leo’s car

Aquarius: let’s take Leo with us

Sagittarius: *goes and gets Leo* let’s go loser

Leo: *being dragged away* hHAHAHAH WHERE HEH *feeling loved*

Sagittarius: joyriding

Leo: *stops* nUH UH WE ARE GOING FOR A DRIVE NOT A JOYRIDE

Aquarius: we shouldn’t have gotten you.

Leo: *sad* oh okay bye

Sagittarius: dammit Aquarius *gets Leo again* IT’S OKAY WE’RE GONNA GO FOR A DRIVE

Leo: yay 

*they all go outside and get in Leo’s car and start to drive around*

Leo: look at the scenery. it’s great, isn’t it?

Sagittarius: great :)) *punches Aquarius’ arm* right?

Aquarius: just great man :))))))))))

Leo: LOOK HOW PRETTY THE LIGHTS ARE

Sagittarius: ooooooooo

Leo: 

Leo:…….

Leo: WHERE’S AQUARIUS

Sagittarius: *turns around and sees that Aquarius isn’t in the back* oH SHIT DAMMIT WHERE’D THEY GO DAMM I T

Leo: *stops car* I’M GONNA KM-

*Aquarius falls off the car’s top*

Aquarius: *jumps up in front of car* I’M OKAY. I AM OKAY. IT IS OKAY. I AM OKAY

Sagittarius: run them over.

Aquarius: *the sweet release of life and the kiss of death shall be upon me, thank you dear lord-* 

Leo: NO I CAN’T NO WHAT THE HECK

Aquarius: *…….death pls come back tf man……* oh.

Sagittarius: *puts their head out the window* GET IN THE CAR AQUARIUS OH MY GOD

Aquarius: *shut up Sagittarius* whatever

Leo: nO need to be sALTy

Aquarius: shut your whiny ass

Sagittarius: eXCUSE ME-

Aquarius: you’re excused

Leo: WHAT IS UP WITH YOU

Aquarius: WHAT IS DOWN WITH YOU?

Leo: good point

Sagittarius: GET IN THE CARRRRRRRRR

Aquarius: *gets in the car*

Pisces: I *jump* WAS *jump* RUNNING *jump* THROUGH *jump* THE *jump* *jump* 6 *jump* WITH *jump* MY-

Cancer: HOES

Pisces: it’s woes

Cancer: why?

Pisces: because Drake is a Scorpio

Scorpio: dID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME

Pisces:…….by accident

Scorpio: so like…….did you want me here or like

Pisces:

Libra: no because they were talking about Drake, not you lol

Scorpio: KDKDJCJSJSNNDNZ

Aries: missed you 

Scorpio: good

Aries: no, like-

Gemini: sucks at aim remember

Aries: *clicks tongue* kachow

Scorpio: KERCHEW

Aries: oh

Libra: i’m

Libra: remember the cops at the strip club

Gemini: ya

Libra: good

Gemini: oh

Capricorn: shhhhhh Virgo shut up

Virgo: hahahaha

Capricorn: why’d i let you get high with me

Virgo: bye

Capricorn: i was jk no

Virgo: shhhhhhhHH shots

Aquarius: if i jumped out of the car would i survive

Leo: no because you’d most likely die

Aquarius: did you notice how i said “I” and not “you”

Sagittarius: rosted

Leo: I DON’T KNOW, WHY DON’T YOU TRY IT?

Aquarius: okay *opens door*

Sagittarius: *grabs Aquarius by the shirt* wHAT THE HELL

Aquarius: uh now would be the time you either let me go and let my face has scabs or pull me in

Sagittarius: *pulls in* you’re an idiot

Aquarius: says the idiot

Leo: rOSted

Sagittarius: i shouldn’t have pulled you in

Aquarius: thanks

*back at the arcade*

Pisces: i’ve done so much cardio people would call me a diver instead of a fish tbh

Cancer: why?

Pisces: because i’m majestic and i am as lean as shark meat

Cancer: excuse me

Pisces: i’m just kidding, my beautiful dog

Aries: HAHHAHAHAHA

Cancer: i

Libra: just do it tbh

Pisces: be my dog 

Cancer: lol k

Scorpio: wow touching 

Aries: as salty as the dead sea

Capricorn: someone say my name?

Aries: i said salty not Caprisalt

Capricorn:: fight me you sheep

Scorpio: oh shit

Aries: come at me goat mermaid

Pisces: no one make fun of the fish

Virgo: i need clean sheets not dirty shit

Aries: shit is always dirty

Scorpio: not theirs

Libra: OH SHIT

Virgo: yeah cause i see shit on your face, Scorpio *leaves*

Capricorn: nice you just pissed off Mr. Clean

Libra: I AM ACTUALLY C R Y I N G

Virgo: bye

Capricorn: no come back

*in the car*

Leo: where are we going again?

Sagittarius and Aquarius: a farm

Leo: why?

Sagittarius: gotta pick up my chicks

Leo: gODDAMN IT

*they get out of the car and pretty girls come out*

Girl: hay ;)

Sagittarius: MOVE. I’M. GAY.

Aquarius: i’m fucjngi

Leo: they’re not always like this

Aquarius: i’m into chickens

Leo: i’m so-

Sagittarius: those checkered cows turn me on

Leo: honestly-

Aquarius: those ferrets wanna make me squirm

Sagittarius: squirt?

Aquarius: no squirm because they’re that good

Leo: this is bestiality

Aquarius: i’m not into beasts. jk im into myself so

Leo: can we go

Sagittarius: yes i got them. jk i only wanted to visit

Leo: DAMMIT

Aquarius: *in the car* get in losers we’re going home

Sagittarius: k

*they get in the car and into the arcade*

Virgo: WELL AT LEAST I DON’T JUMP MOUNTAINS FOR MY IMAGE

Aries: SAYS THE CLEANING MAID

Scorpio: oH SHIT

Virgo: VERY FUNNY, HOW ABOUT YOU-

Capricorn: -JUMP TO A SALON AND GET THOSE CATERPILLARS FIXED

Libra: MY TEARS CAN PROVIDE WATER FOR FLINT

Aries: THEN GO CLEAN UP THE-

Aquarius: shut up and bow down, since all of you can do that instead of anything else

Cancer: damn they right

Aquarius: when am i not

Capricorn: al- *Sagittarius gags them*

Pisces: can we leave now

Sagittarius: yes

*they all get in the RV*

Aquarius: SAGITTARIUS YOU HOE HURRY UP

Sagittarius: shhh

Capricorn: how come we don’t go in Leo’s car

Sagittarius: you’re not parkour material bye hoe

*Leo drives away and the others go in the RV*

Aries: i drive

Virgo: why

Aries: cause i said so

Virgo: whatever.

*30 minutes in*

Virgo: grab the steering wheel like-

Aries: no, that’s too-

Virgo: just-

Aries: you’re gon-

Libra: sHUT UP AND MOVE

Gemini: what are you serious. move? move? DRIVE YOURSELF

Libra: MAYBE I WILL *pushes Aries out the driver’s seat* BUCKLE IN HOES WE’RE IN FOR A RIDE

Gemini: no shit sherlock

Libra: you wanna go?

Gemini: you don’t wanna mess up your Gucci shirt do you?

Libra: my eyes are already messed up by looking at both of you

Cancer: I’M 

Gemini: YEAH? GO TO YOUR SUGAR MAMAS LIBRA. SINCE YOU CAN’T MAKE YOUR OWN

Capricorn: i approve

Libra: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM, GEMINI. OR SHOULD I SAY R O O M S

Cancer: technically they can share one…

Libra: how would you know i thought you lived underwater

Pisces: DO NOT

Libra: the fish food is that way Pisces

Virgo: well shit man time to call Aquarius on your bullshit

Aquarius: *on the phone* wassah

Virgo: drag Libra

Aquarius: how? their decisions already are

Aries and Gemini: OH SHITTTTTTTTT

Libra: go back to being moody Aquarius

Aquarius: i think that’s your job when you can’t break a relationship

Cancer: i can’t brea t he

Libra: OH SHUT UP

Aquarius: that’s Gemini’s job. What? you’re trying to steal jobs too?

Libra:

Libra: i’m feeling so attacked

Aquarius: WHEN DO YOU NOT *end call*

Libra: prepare the funeral

Capricorn: d one

Gemini: they burnt u

Libra: they burnt us

Virgo: time to clean your mess kids *throws sponges*

Aries:……….where’d you get the sponges

Virgo: *sponge falls out their jacket* nowhere

Aries: you sure

Virgo: duh *sponge falls out their shirt and pants* that

Aries: how many.

Virgo: *5 fall out* 24

Taurus: GODDAMNIT VIRGO THAT’S WHAT YOU SPEND MONEY ON

Virgo: well you should’ve gone and bought some jokes so

Taurus: says the virgin. 

Virgo: YOU WANNA GO

Taurus: THAT’S WHAT YOUR SUGAR DADDY DID

Virgo: no that’s what life did in your eyes

Gemini: bring out the cameras kids

Aries: we’re supposed to be home and it’s been 3 hours now

Libra: i’m driving ok

Aries: at 55 mph

Libra: not everyone wants to die Aries

Scorpio: U SURE

*they arrive home*

Virgo: home sweet- WHAT THE H E L L

Aquarius: blazed it *passes out

Capricorn: how is there a fire on the chandelier??????????

Leo: magic

Sagittarius: parkour magic

Leo and Sagittarius: magic u don’t have *pass out*

Capricorn: U wannA-

Libra: they passed out u lost ur chance

Taurus: like always

Capricorn: W O W U-

Gemini: i have the cameras

the morning after

about five of my friends and i were just casually chilling around the coffee table @ 3 am last night (morning) talking about what we would do if any of us ever hooked up with harry. don’t ask, idk either. but that’s how this got thrown together. i should be doing homework right now btw. i hate harry styles a lot (jk i love that bitch) 

WARNINGS :: a lot of this is literally just “texts” but you know i like to think i have a sense of humor so :-) like i said this is what i, ME PERSONALLY, would do if i ever hooked up with harold (lol) soooooo keep that in mind lmfao. 

don’t know how i feel about this one (questions my entire thought process) but hey! it’s something and i haven’t posted in a while :) enjoy (;

O V E R V I E W 

“Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets or summat like tha’?”

He gets a playful shove and the roll of her eyes as she tries not to laugh at that. What a fuckin’ dork (which, in truth, just makes him all the more perfect to Y/N.)

“You’re a comedic lad, aren’t ya?”

She didn’t get crushes very easily, but it seems Harry was just the right amount of charming to have her falling faster than Alice did chasing after that damn rabbit.

or

Y/N doesn’t do one night stands and Harry truly and honestly believes she’s a proper angel or something. 

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anonymous asked:

Octavia's POV PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

you’ve made a bet with lincoln on how long it will take for clarke and lexa to bang, and right now, you’re pretty sure you’re going to win, because you had put your money (and request of sexual favors) on less than two weeks, and lincoln had given them a month.

but you’re at the hospital, and, really, it’d been a good day. a great day, actually, in your line of work: lexa and her team had found three kidnapped children within 24 hours of their disappearances, and they’d been dehydrated with some cuts and bruises, but otherwise healthy, and now they were safe and they were going to get to go home with their families after the doctors made sure they were okay, and, yeah. it’s a really, really good day.

right now, lexa is sitting on the exam table with the smallest, youngest child you found, a little girl with wild brown hair and gold skin and dark eyes, and she hasn’t let go of lexa’s hand since you found them. you can hear lexa talking very animatedly with her about mario kart 8, and you make a mental note to get lexa drunk and challenge her, because you’re fantastic at that game and clarke is terrible. and it would be fun. 

you’re sitting in the waiting room waiting to talk to the parents and getting your press statement ready when you feel the chair next to you dip, and you see clarke’s familiar sneakers, and when you look up, she’s not even looking at you at all, just kind of gazing at lexa.

‘no dead bodies?’ you ask.

she shakes her head. ‘i heard you guys were here. i didn’t—i didn’t know if she was hurt or something.’

you hide a full blown grin because clarke is smiling at lexa’s very emphatic gestures, at how the little girl is now tracing the tattoo on lexa’s arm and lexa is scrambling to pull the sleeve of her sweater up further so she can see more.

‘no, actually,’ you say, and clarke finally looks at you, ‘lexa figured everything out hella fast and we found the kids. they’re all uninjured.’

‘that’s so great,’ she says, and you can tell she’s proud of lexa but also generally excited as well: she doesn’t see too many happy endings either. 

‘yeah,’ you say. ‘the best press report i’ll give ever probably.’

clarke laughs and squeezes your arm and then you see the kids’ parents being lead into the waiting room. 

‘my job awaits,’ you say, and clarke nods and gives you a quick hug.

‘go get ‘em, kiddo.’

you wink and then turn toward the parents, serious and professional. you tell them the important details very quickly, and then let them into the room. the little girl immediately gives them hugs, and they’re crying, and it’s endearing that lexa is standing awkwardly off to the side, almost shoved into the corner. the little girl, though, tells her parents that lexa was the one who found her, and then lexa is being swept up into hugs too. it shouldn’t be funny that she looks wildly uncomfortable, but it kind of is, and you wait by the door for her to finally get to come out of the room. when she does, it’s with a sigh of relief and a straightening of her sweater, and she smiles at you thankfully when you’re still there.

‘thanks for waiting,’ she says. ‘it’s been a long day, though, you can make your statement and we’ll go over everything tomorrow morning in the office? i know lincoln mentioned you had been wanting to talk to him about something.’

you nod; you had, you’re pregnant, and the words almost make their way out of your mouth, and, while you know lexa would keep a secret to her grave and probably for about twelve thousand lives beyond that because she doesn’t really talk, but she really shouldn’t be the first person you should tell about this.

‘okay,’ she says. ‘i’ll see you tomorrow then, blake.’

you smile—formalities never really slip away from lexa, even though you’ve worked together for a while now. ‘yeah. have a good night, woods.’

she nods and the you see clarke get up from the chairs in the waiting room where she’d apparently waited too, and you think she’s going to come say goodbye to you, her best friend, but instead she follows lexa down toward the elevator—jogging, even—and you get close enough to see her squeeze lexa’s hand once and then ask, ‘do you want to get drinks later?’

lincoln catches up with you just as lexa’s face lights up in a full blown grin, complete with blushing, and says, ‘i would like that very much, clarke.’

‘fuck,’ lincoln says.

‘that’s exactly what they’re going to do tonight,’ you say. 

‘i’m not paying until the deed is done.’

you laugh. ‘tomorrow morning,’ you say. ‘you’ll owe me, i guarantee it. i know clarke.’

he sighs heavily next to you but then he kisses your cheek with a shrug and takes your hand. ‘i don’t mind going down on your ever, you know that, right?’ he says quietly into your ear as you head out to your car. ‘you never have to wager that.’

‘i know,’ you say, ‘it’s just more fun to add that in addition to the $20 you’re gonna give me in the morning.’

he laughs. ‘fair.’

and then you’re in the car, and this isn’t really news you should give lincoln while he’s driving, but you think of your friends, and how lucky you are, and how, despite your teasing, you (and lincoln) are excited for clarke, because you’ve known her for forever and you’ve never seen her look at anybody quite the way she looks like lexa, and you’re decently sure anya and raven have been hooking up for a while, and everyone’s kind of falling in love and growing up. and really, you and lincoln are the best examples. 

‘babe,’ you say, and you should feel nervous, but really you’re just overwhelmingly happy.

‘yeah?’

‘today was a good day, wasn’t it?’

‘it was,’ he agrees. 

you swallow and then, ‘so, you’re going to be a dad.’

lincoln—bless him—looks at you frantically for a split second before very calmly putting on his blinker to pull over. his smile is huge. he pulls into an empty metered spot and throws the car into park, and then he’s kind of clumsily pulling you into a hug. ‘really?’

‘i peed on, like, seven pregnancy tests,’ you say into her shoulder, and you think he’s probably crying, and, god, you’re so happy. ‘so yeah, really.’

‘this is amazing,’ he says, leans back, kisses you. you kiss for a while more, and then you really want to go home.

he drives quickly but safely—he refuses to put the sirens on, which you’re a bit disappointed by, but it’s really illegal, O—and then you’re home, and you’re kissing, and boy, is he hot. 

he’s underneath you on the bed and you pause to sit back, and his eyes are wide. you wonder about the time—you’ve been at it for a while—and you say, ‘do you think clarke and lexa have fucked yet?’

he laughs. ‘can we not discuss them right now? it’s kinda weird.’

‘fair,’ you say, ‘although. they are both hot.’

‘octavia.’

fine.’

he laughs and tugs you down to kiss him again, and you don’t get to sleep until hours later. 

when you wake up in the morning, lo and behold, you check your phone.

‘lincoln,’ you say.

there’s a muffled groan from his pillow, so you know he’s listening. 

‘you owe me twenty dollars.’

he pokes his head out. ‘proof.’

you hand over your phone.

party animal clarke griffin (9:54 pm): idk what ur doing w lincoln rn but i’m getting drunk w lexa aka ssa cute aloof socially awkward silence and she’s talking a lot and LAUGHING it’s cute
party animal clarke griffin (10:19 pm): oh god she’s so hot 
party animal clarke griffin (10:19 pm): she has so many more tattoos than just her arm she’s in a tank top she just took off her leather jacket O u do not understand rn god she’s so hot you know my thing for girls
party animal clarke griffin (10:19 pm): whoops i meant girls w tattoos lol but girls too in general. girls w tattoos tho 
party animal clarke griffin (10:46 pm): we’re having tequila 
party animal clarke griffin (10:47 pm): lots
party animal clarke griffin (11:50 pm): fUCK we fucked in an alleyway
party animal clarke griffin (11:52 pm): wow ok 
party animal clarke griffin (12:24 pm): k im home (alone :( jk sokay) love u details tomorrow im gonna sleep

lexa woods (10:45 pm): Hi, would you be willing to come in a bit later tomorrow morning, around 11 am? We have no new cases and I am, as I’m sure you are too, a bit tired from our successful work today. I assume you may be enjoying a rare late night in celebration, so take this as a small token of gratitude, as well. See you tomorrow. Thanks.

lincoln starts laughing, because he has the same text from lexa—apparently she’d just copied and pasted, probably to all members of the team—and then he gets a text from clarke.

clarke (7:35 am): you owe octavia $20 :)

you’re both laughing, and you have a big grand family, and you’re going to have a baby, and you don’t work until eleven today because your boss got laid by your best friend, and yeah. yesterday was a really, really good day.

anonymous asked:

I want to come up with something more to say, maybe something funny, but my day's been kinda off so my head is blank for ideas. Hmm, how about this? I'm meme trash, so if Jongin was a non-kpop meme, what meme would he be? >.> /Anonymouse

ahhh its okay i was working lol… I’m trying to think of a meme that would fit jongin but the only thing that is coming to my mind is 

gun

lmfao jk maybe that one meme that was like 

brain: put the nail polish on your lips 

jongin: why?

brain: you gotta

but i also like

jongin on a date: so how do you feel about chelsea fc

date: actually i’m more of a man u fan myself

jongin, shoving breadsticks into his paper bag: sorry i have to go home right now immediately

or 

jongin: if i wear glasses you’ll all hate me 

everyone in their right mind: okay…that sounds fake but okay.

lol 

jongin: this year I lost my biggest fan.. chanyeol 

chanyeol (from the other side of the room): QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD

jongin: sometimes I can still hear his voice..

or maybe

jongin: *takes a deep breath* i lo-

anyone who has spent five seconds around jongin ever: yes, you love chicken, we know, you love chicken so much, chicken is the light of your life, you love to eat chicken so much, you just love chicken, we KNOW, you love chicken you fucking love chicken ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE CHICKEN. WE GET IT. 

actually you know …

jongin is a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure..

but also you know when baby don’t cry comes on its just

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

There are just too manyyyyy 

which jongin meme are you? tag yourself im- JOHN CENAAAA

Rereading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Chapter Twenty-Three - The Yule Ball

(EDIT: holy shit this is long, im putting half under read more. JESUS sorry i rambled so much)

WHOA its been a hot second guys sorry but here’s probs one of my favorite chapters ever!!!!!!! LETS GO. also this chapter is long as fuq so bear with me.

- so fred and george are becoming like infamous drug lords around school; no one will look them in the eye just in case they turn into a canary.

- fleur is talking about getting fat and hermiones eyes just about rolled out her goddamn head

“Hermione - who are you going to the ball with?” said Ron.
He kept springing this question on her, hoping to startle her into a response by asking it when she leas expected it. 

oh, ron.

“You’re joking, Weasley!” said Malfoy, behind them. “You’re not telling me someone’s asked that to the ball? Not the long-molared Mudblood?”
Harry and Ron both whipped around, but Hermione said loudly, waving to somebody over Malfoy’s shoulder. “Hello, Professor Moody!”
Malfoy went pale and jumped backward, looking wildly around for Moody, but he was still up at the staff table, finishing his stew.
“Twitchy little ferret, aren’t you, Malfoy?” said Hermione scathingly.

OMG BURN!!!!!! savage hermione ya’ll!!!!!!! she’s taking a lesson from ron and im lovin it

- side note: hermione shrunk her teeth! they’re super dope now

- HAHAHAH ron is ‘scandalizing’ girls by strangling pigwidgeon in front of them and if thats not how you get the ladies, idk what is

- ron and harry are binge watching netflix instead of working on the egg clue and hermione is not impressed.

“Someone attacking you, Harry?” Seamus asked sleepily.
“No, it’s just Dobby,” Harry muttered. “Go back to sleep.”

lol funny because this is probably a genuine thing harrys roommates have to ask him sometimes.

- WHY DO THE DURSLEYS EVEN BOTHER SENDING HARRY A PRESENT!!! it costs more for postage than his entire gift (this year, a single tissue)!!!!!!

Hermione chose to watch Harry and the Weasley’s snowball fight rather than join in, and at five o’clock said she was going back upstairs to get ready for the ball.
“What, you need three hours?” said Ron, looking at her incredulously and paying for his lapse in concentration when a large snowball, thrown by George, hit him hard on the side of the head. 
“Who’re you going with?” he yelled after Hermione but she just waved and disappeared up the stone steps into the castle.

oh, ron

“Padma’s going to meet you in the entrance hall,” she added to Ron.
“Right,” said Ron, looking around. “Where’s Hermione?”

OH RON.

- i guess hogwarts students didnt get the memo that the ~coool~ kids don’t go for AT LEAST another two hours. these dudes are by the door waiting for the clock to strike 8 lol

- i swear 2 god if ron asks where hermione is ONE MORE TIME im gonna explode

Krum was at the front of the party, accompanied by a pretty girl in blue robes Harry didn’t know.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

His eyes fell instead on the girl next to Krum. His jaw dropped.
It was Hermione.

FUCK YA IT IS, OUR GIRL IS HOTHOTHOT

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