jk im not so okay that i can make that light of it lol

   alright, i’ll give you the good part first:      cool prizes ?   three winners.

       THIS GIVEAWAY’S PRIZES ARE : 

  • 3rd:   my eternal love & gratitude ( jk,   anything from amazon or etsy 25 usd or under )
  • 2nd:   anything from amazon or etsy 50 usd or under
  • 1st:   anything from amazon or etsy 100 usd or under

                shipping included in the pricing for all of the above (pls i’m not made of money )

       da rulez: 

i’ll pick the winners at random, likes & reblogs count, reblog as much as you want — but don’t spam the dash don’t be that guy. roleplay blogs only, please. also, you need to be comfortable with giving me an address, p.o. box or otherwise.    THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON MARCH 17TH 

                       okay now that that’s there — i’m gonna gush about people.

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THE SIGNS AT AN ARCADE

*Aquarius and Pisces spent 5 months away in Europe dealing with business then came back*

Pisces: *breaks the door open* gUESS WHO’S HOME BINCHES

Cancer: pISCES *jumps onto Pisces and hugs them hard*

Pisces: oh my beautiful dog, i missed you too <3

Cancer: PISCES PLEASE STOP WITH THE DOG

Pisces: nevr

Cancer: ily anyway

Pisces: ly too dog<3

Scorpio: *internally screaming* where’s Aquarius?

Pisces: *grim face* they-

*window opens and Aquarius drops 10 ft onto the couch*

Aquarius: FORGET FLATLINING HELLO THE WEED DEALER IS HERE

Aries: wow just wow

Aquarius: u ok

Aries: maybe

Aquarius: ok

Virgo: yOU SWEET, INNOCENT, STUPID, DUMBASS CHILDREN WHERE WERE YOU

Aquarius: *smug* moneh

Pisces: *still hugging Cancer* monehss

Libra: so does that mean Sagittarius gets some more liptube

Capricorn: LIPSTICK 

Capricorn: oH NOW THEY’RE HOME HIH I HI WELCOME 

Pisces: Eyyyy

Aquarius: oi

Sagittarius: i heard liptube does that mean me and my chicks get to experiment mo- BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aquarius: EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Leo: yay hurrah pls hush idc

Taurus: ohmigod now they’re home ey; don’t mind Leo, they’re just sad, still sad, because you guys left them

Leo: nO I’M NOT

Everyone: mmmhhhmmmm suree

Pisces: *drags Cancer with them and hugs Leo* shhhh

Everyone: *goes to Pisces and Leo and Cancer and hugs* we love you

Aries: Wait we didn’t give Aquarius a hug

Aquarius: nOPE DON’T NEED ONE 

Taurus: *walks over* everyone needs-

Aquarius: *sprints like flippin’ sonic upstairs and jumps onto a window and whispers* i’m not meant for warmth

Gemini: did Aquarius get touched a lot out there

Pisces: *still being hugged* let’s just say everyone wanted to see how much they could tolerate people

Gemini: and?

Pisces: snapped necks

Libra:…..oh

Aquarius: *poker face* :)

Sagittarius: yKNOW TO GET RID OF THIS TENSION, WE SHOULD GO TO THE ARCADE

Pisces: yES

*they go to the arcade*

Aquarius: w hat if  i snap

Sagittarius: their necks?

Aquarius: yes and something else

Sagittarius: what?

Aquarius: their-

Pisces: oKAY THAT’S ENOUGH LET’S GO

Cancer: LET’S TRY THAT JUMPING JACK THING

Pisces: yes

*Pisces and Cancer go to that jumping jack thing*

Sagittarius: well we could go hit on trees

Aquarius: boring

Sagittarius: we could joyride in Leo’s car

Aquarius: let’s take Leo with us

Sagittarius: *goes and gets Leo* let’s go loser

Leo: *being dragged away* hHAHAHAH WHERE HEH *feeling loved*

Sagittarius: joyriding

Leo: *stops* nUH UH WE ARE GOING FOR A DRIVE NOT A JOYRIDE

Aquarius: we shouldn’t have gotten you.

Leo: *sad* oh okay bye

Sagittarius: dammit Aquarius *gets Leo again* IT’S OKAY WE’RE GONNA GO FOR A DRIVE

Leo: yay 

*they all go outside and get in Leo’s car and start to drive around*

Leo: look at the scenery. it’s great, isn’t it?

Sagittarius: great :)) *punches Aquarius’ arm* right?

Aquarius: just great man :))))))))))

Leo: LOOK HOW PRETTY THE LIGHTS ARE

Sagittarius: ooooooooo

Leo: 

Leo:…….

Leo: WHERE’S AQUARIUS

Sagittarius: *turns around and sees that Aquarius isn’t in the back* oH SHIT DAMMIT WHERE’D THEY GO DAMM I T

Leo: *stops car* I’M GONNA KM-

*Aquarius falls off the car’s top*

Aquarius: *jumps up in front of car* I’M OKAY. I AM OKAY. IT IS OKAY. I AM OKAY

Sagittarius: run them over.

Aquarius: *the sweet release of life and the kiss of death shall be upon me, thank you dear lord-* 

Leo: NO I CAN’T NO WHAT THE HECK

Aquarius: *…….death pls come back tf man……* oh.

Sagittarius: *puts their head out the window* GET IN THE CAR AQUARIUS OH MY GOD

Aquarius: *shut up Sagittarius* whatever

Leo: nO need to be sALTy

Aquarius: shut your whiny ass

Sagittarius: eXCUSE ME-

Aquarius: you’re excused

Leo: WHAT IS UP WITH YOU

Aquarius: WHAT IS DOWN WITH YOU?

Leo: good point

Sagittarius: GET IN THE CARRRRRRRRR

Aquarius: *gets in the car*

Pisces: I *jump* WAS *jump* RUNNING *jump* THROUGH *jump* THE *jump* *jump* 6 *jump* WITH *jump* MY-

Cancer: HOES

Pisces: it’s woes

Cancer: why?

Pisces: because Drake is a Scorpio

Scorpio: dID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME

Pisces:…….by accident

Scorpio: so like…….did you want me here or like

Pisces:

Libra: no because they were talking about Drake, not you lol

Scorpio: KDKDJCJSJSNNDNZ

Aries: missed you 

Scorpio: good

Aries: no, like-

Gemini: sucks at aim remember

Aries: *clicks tongue* kachow

Scorpio: KERCHEW

Aries: oh

Libra: i’m

Libra: remember the cops at the strip club

Gemini: ya

Libra: good

Gemini: oh

Capricorn: shhhhhh Virgo shut up

Virgo: hahahaha

Capricorn: why’d i let you get high with me

Virgo: bye

Capricorn: i was jk no

Virgo: shhhhhhhHH shots

Aquarius: if i jumped out of the car would i survive

Leo: no because you’d most likely die

Aquarius: did you notice how i said “I” and not “you”

Sagittarius: rosted

Leo: I DON’T KNOW, WHY DON’T YOU TRY IT?

Aquarius: okay *opens door*

Sagittarius: *grabs Aquarius by the shirt* wHAT THE HELL

Aquarius: uh now would be the time you either let me go and let my face has scabs or pull me in

Sagittarius: *pulls in* you’re an idiot

Aquarius: says the idiot

Leo: rOSted

Sagittarius: i shouldn’t have pulled you in

Aquarius: thanks

*back at the arcade*

Pisces: i’ve done so much cardio people would call me a diver instead of a fish tbh

Cancer: why?

Pisces: because i’m majestic and i am as lean as shark meat

Cancer: excuse me

Pisces: i’m just kidding, my beautiful dog

Aries: HAHHAHAHAHA

Cancer: i

Libra: just do it tbh

Pisces: be my dog 

Cancer: lol k

Scorpio: wow touching 

Aries: as salty as the dead sea

Capricorn: someone say my name?

Aries: i said salty not Caprisalt

Capricorn:: fight me you sheep

Scorpio: oh shit

Aries: come at me goat mermaid

Pisces: no one make fun of the fish

Virgo: i need clean sheets not dirty shit

Aries: shit is always dirty

Scorpio: not theirs

Libra: OH SHIT

Virgo: yeah cause i see shit on your face, Scorpio *leaves*

Capricorn: nice you just pissed off Mr. Clean

Libra: I AM ACTUALLY C R Y I N G

Virgo: bye

Capricorn: no come back

*in the car*

Leo: where are we going again?

Sagittarius and Aquarius: a farm

Leo: why?

Sagittarius: gotta pick up my chicks

Leo: gODDAMN IT

*they get out of the car and pretty girls come out*

Girl: hay ;)

Sagittarius: MOVE. I’M. GAY.

Aquarius: i’m fucjngi

Leo: they’re not always like this

Aquarius: i’m into chickens

Leo: i’m so-

Sagittarius: those checkered cows turn me on

Leo: honestly-

Aquarius: those ferrets wanna make me squirm

Sagittarius: squirt?

Aquarius: no squirm because they’re that good

Leo: this is bestiality

Aquarius: i’m not into beasts. jk im into myself so

Leo: can we go

Sagittarius: yes i got them. jk i only wanted to visit

Leo: DAMMIT

Aquarius: *in the car* get in losers we’re going home

Sagittarius: k

*they get in the car and into the arcade*

Virgo: WELL AT LEAST I DON’T JUMP MOUNTAINS FOR MY IMAGE

Aries: SAYS THE CLEANING MAID

Scorpio: oH SHIT

Virgo: VERY FUNNY, HOW ABOUT YOU-

Capricorn: -JUMP TO A SALON AND GET THOSE CATERPILLARS FIXED

Libra: MY TEARS CAN PROVIDE WATER FOR FLINT

Aries: THEN GO CLEAN UP THE-

Aquarius: shut up and bow down, since all of you can do that instead of anything else

Cancer: damn they right

Aquarius: when am i not

Capricorn: al- *Sagittarius gags them*

Pisces: can we leave now

Sagittarius: yes

*they all get in the RV*

Aquarius: SAGITTARIUS YOU HOE HURRY UP

Sagittarius: shhh

Capricorn: how come we don’t go in Leo’s car

Sagittarius: you’re not parkour material bye hoe

*Leo drives away and the others go in the RV*

Aries: i drive

Virgo: why

Aries: cause i said so

Virgo: whatever.

*30 minutes in*

Virgo: grab the steering wheel like-

Aries: no, that’s too-

Virgo: just-

Aries: you’re gon-

Libra: sHUT UP AND MOVE

Gemini: what are you serious. move? move? DRIVE YOURSELF

Libra: MAYBE I WILL *pushes Aries out the driver’s seat* BUCKLE IN HOES WE’RE IN FOR A RIDE

Gemini: no shit sherlock

Libra: you wanna go?

Gemini: you don’t wanna mess up your Gucci shirt do you?

Libra: my eyes are already messed up by looking at both of you

Cancer: I’M 

Gemini: YEAH? GO TO YOUR SUGAR MAMAS LIBRA. SINCE YOU CAN’T MAKE YOUR OWN

Capricorn: i approve

Libra: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM, GEMINI. OR SHOULD I SAY R O O M S

Cancer: technically they can share one…

Libra: how would you know i thought you lived underwater

Pisces: DO NOT

Libra: the fish food is that way Pisces

Virgo: well shit man time to call Aquarius on your bullshit

Aquarius: *on the phone* wassah

Virgo: drag Libra

Aquarius: how? their decisions already are

Aries and Gemini: OH SHITTTTTTTTT

Libra: go back to being moody Aquarius

Aquarius: i think that’s your job when you can’t break a relationship

Cancer: i can’t brea t he

Libra: OH SHUT UP

Aquarius: that’s Gemini’s job. What? you’re trying to steal jobs too?

Libra:

Libra: i’m feeling so attacked

Aquarius: WHEN DO YOU NOT *end call*

Libra: prepare the funeral

Capricorn: d one

Gemini: they burnt u

Libra: they burnt us

Virgo: time to clean your mess kids *throws sponges*

Aries:……….where’d you get the sponges

Virgo: *sponge falls out their jacket* nowhere

Aries: you sure

Virgo: duh *sponge falls out their shirt and pants* that

Aries: how many.

Virgo: *5 fall out* 24

Taurus: GODDAMNIT VIRGO THAT’S WHAT YOU SPEND MONEY ON

Virgo: well you should’ve gone and bought some jokes so

Taurus: says the virgin. 

Virgo: YOU WANNA GO

Taurus: THAT’S WHAT YOUR SUGAR DADDY DID

Virgo: no that’s what life did in your eyes

Gemini: bring out the cameras kids

Aries: we’re supposed to be home and it’s been 3 hours now

Libra: i’m driving ok

Aries: at 55 mph

Libra: not everyone wants to die Aries

Scorpio: U SURE

*they arrive home*

Virgo: home sweet- WHAT THE H E L L

Aquarius: blazed it *passes out

Capricorn: how is there a fire on the chandelier??????????

Leo: magic

Sagittarius: parkour magic

Leo and Sagittarius: magic u don’t have *pass out*

Capricorn: U wannA-

Libra: they passed out u lost ur chance

Taurus: like always

Capricorn: W O W U-

Gemini: i have the cameras

the morning after

about five of my friends and i were just casually chilling around the coffee table @ 3 am last night (morning) talking about what we would do if any of us ever hooked up with harry. don’t ask, idk either. but that’s how this got thrown together. i should be doing homework right now btw. i hate harry styles a lot (jk i love that bitch) 

WARNINGS :: a lot of this is literally just “texts” but you know i like to think i have a sense of humor so :-) like i said this is what i, ME PERSONALLY, would do if i ever hooked up with harold (lol) soooooo keep that in mind lmfao. 

don’t know how i feel about this one (questions my entire thought process) but hey! it’s something and i haven’t posted in a while :) enjoy (;

O V E R V I E W 

“Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets or summat like tha’?”

He gets a playful shove and the roll of her eyes as she tries not to laugh at that. What a fuckin’ dork (which, in truth, just makes him all the more perfect to Y/N.)

“You’re a comedic lad, aren’t ya?”

She didn’t get crushes very easily, but it seems Harry was just the right amount of charming to have her falling faster than Alice did chasing after that damn rabbit.

or

Y/N doesn’t do one night stands and Harry truly and honestly believes she’s a proper angel or something. 

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yo i was tagged by @leafyishere thank you for wanting me to expose my social security number to tumblr <3 (im jk)


how do i look: im tall…lol i wear glasses brown long hair but when its wet and its under a light it turns red…and im white if you didn’t know i have freckles all over my face i have a nose..i know not a lot of people have them its a rare thing amirite

how do you act: im actually a leaf..im nice…i guess but if i get annoyed ill just come out and say “bro you’re bothering me” OH ALSO! i say bro a lot its really really weird

what can you do lol: I play soccer so i guess i have a strong kick?? im okay at math and social studies make me wanna die im freckin horrible at it im a great swimmer and im amazing at basket ball

what do you like to do: i love playing soccer i also love swimming and basket ball but the local basket ball place in my town closed down (its under construction) which sucks and well the swimming pool is closed

what have you gone through in you’re life: never went to to concert. never had a kiss. never dated anyone. only have internet crushes but maybe the first time i went on an upside down ride is a thing (i love doing things i never did before i literately have a bucket list of things too do)

relationship : again..i never had a kiss. never dated anyone. but i guess i kinda had this crush on a guy for 5 years hes super sweet and HE LOVES SPORTS! like -(^0 ^.)

MY LIFE: i actually have a lot of friends and i consider to me that person who has more then one best friend..and my friends are my best friend’s pretty much

i guess i need to say something random: i play the guitar, violin and piano i have a pet called gato  yes i know thats the spanish word for cat but see im also spanish, Irish, Italian, German and more yet im in America…

this morning i cried on the bus (living that massively reblogged text post out . see its tru). well not cried bc I never really like, sob, in public bc that would be embarrassing but there were tears that i kept tryign to conceal but i’m srue if i saw someone doing the same thing i was doing, i probably wouldn’t be fooled (i tried not to think about that). anyway i was tears bc on the way to the bus stop i was thinking abt being a failure of an adult and like, basically the opposite of what i’ve been feelling for the past few weeks (positive thoughts about getting things together by the end of june)

buT HEY GUESS WHAT i’m waiting for work to start and i got here an hour early bc bus so i brought my laptop with me, got something to eat, sat here and finished a short reading and did a quiz and so i’m done w homework for one class, and now i’m going to work soon

like

look at that, adulthood, managing my time, dealing with my life, etc

anonymous asked:

I want to come up with something more to say, maybe something funny, but my day's been kinda off so my head is blank for ideas. Hmm, how about this? I'm meme trash, so if Jongin was a non-kpop meme, what meme would he be? >.> /Anonymouse

ahhh its okay i was working lol… I’m trying to think of a meme that would fit jongin but the only thing that is coming to my mind is 

gun

lmfao jk maybe that one meme that was like 

brain: put the nail polish on your lips 

jongin: why?

brain: you gotta

but i also like

jongin on a date: so how do you feel about chelsea fc

date: actually i’m more of a man u fan myself

jongin, shoving breadsticks into his paper bag: sorry i have to go home right now immediately

or 

jongin: if i wear glasses you’ll all hate me 

everyone in their right mind: okay…that sounds fake but okay.

lol 

jongin: this year I lost my biggest fan.. chanyeol 

chanyeol (from the other side of the room): QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD

jongin: sometimes I can still hear his voice..

or maybe

jongin: *takes a deep breath* i lo-

anyone who has spent five seconds around jongin ever: yes, you love chicken, we know, you love chicken so much, chicken is the light of your life, you love to eat chicken so much, you just love chicken, we KNOW, you love chicken you fucking love chicken ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE CHICKEN. WE GET IT. 

actually you know …

jongin is a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure..

but also you know when baby don’t cry comes on its just

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

There are just too manyyyyy 

which jongin meme are you? tag yourself im- JOHN CENAAAA

Rereading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Chapter Twenty-Three - The Yule Ball

(EDIT: holy shit this is long, im putting half under read more. JESUS sorry i rambled so much)

WHOA its been a hot second guys sorry but here’s probs one of my favorite chapters ever!!!!!!! LETS GO. also this chapter is long as fuq so bear with me.

- so fred and george are becoming like infamous drug lords around school; no one will look them in the eye just in case they turn into a canary.

- fleur is talking about getting fat and hermiones eyes just about rolled out her goddamn head

“Hermione - who are you going to the ball with?” said Ron.
He kept springing this question on her, hoping to startle her into a response by asking it when she leas expected it. 

oh, ron.

“You’re joking, Weasley!” said Malfoy, behind them. “You’re not telling me someone’s asked that to the ball? Not the long-molared Mudblood?”
Harry and Ron both whipped around, but Hermione said loudly, waving to somebody over Malfoy’s shoulder. “Hello, Professor Moody!”
Malfoy went pale and jumped backward, looking wildly around for Moody, but he was still up at the staff table, finishing his stew.
“Twitchy little ferret, aren’t you, Malfoy?” said Hermione scathingly.

OMG BURN!!!!!! savage hermione ya’ll!!!!!!! she’s taking a lesson from ron and im lovin it

- side note: hermione shrunk her teeth! they’re super dope now

- HAHAHAH ron is ‘scandalizing’ girls by strangling pigwidgeon in front of them and if thats not how you get the ladies, idk what is

- ron and harry are binge watching netflix instead of working on the egg clue and hermione is not impressed.

“Someone attacking you, Harry?” Seamus asked sleepily.
“No, it’s just Dobby,” Harry muttered. “Go back to sleep.”

lol funny because this is probably a genuine thing harrys roommates have to ask him sometimes.

- WHY DO THE DURSLEYS EVEN BOTHER SENDING HARRY A PRESENT!!! it costs more for postage than his entire gift (this year, a single tissue)!!!!!!

Hermione chose to watch Harry and the Weasley’s snowball fight rather than join in, and at five o’clock said she was going back upstairs to get ready for the ball.
“What, you need three hours?” said Ron, looking at her incredulously and paying for his lapse in concentration when a large snowball, thrown by George, hit him hard on the side of the head. 
“Who’re you going with?” he yelled after Hermione but she just waved and disappeared up the stone steps into the castle.

oh, ron

“Padma’s going to meet you in the entrance hall,” she added to Ron.
“Right,” said Ron, looking around. “Where’s Hermione?”

OH RON.

- i guess hogwarts students didnt get the memo that the ~coool~ kids don’t go for AT LEAST another two hours. these dudes are by the door waiting for the clock to strike 8 lol

- i swear 2 god if ron asks where hermione is ONE MORE TIME im gonna explode

Krum was at the front of the party, accompanied by a pretty girl in blue robes Harry didn’t know.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

His eyes fell instead on the girl next to Krum. His jaw dropped.
It was Hermione.

FUCK YA IT IS, OUR GIRL IS HOTHOTHOT

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