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BTS - Weird Family Discussion
  • Jimin: Hey Jin Hyung?
  • Jin: Hm?
  • Jimin: What would you do if we moved to like America?
  • Jin: Let's see, I would change my name to something more American
  • Namjoon: What do you mean?
  • Jin: I would become Jim
  • Namjoon: wait why
  • Jin: and you would be NamJim
  • Tae: ooh! What would my name be?
  • Jin: yours would JimHyung
  • Tae: Sweet! That's so American, I can practically smell Warren G again!!!
  • Jungkook: What about me!!
  • Namjoon: C'mon it's obviously going to be JimKoo-
  • Jin: JungJim
  • Namjoon: What? Why isn't it Jimkook???
  • Jin: Because u have to expect the unexpected
  • Jin: Hobi, you would be, um
  • Hobi: ???
  • Jin: let's just go with stage name. jim-Hope
  • Hobi: Noice!
  • Jin: Yoongi you would be-
  • Suga: I really don't care
  • Jin: well which do u prefer, Jim Yoongi or Min Jim
  • Suga: why does it have to be Jim? Why not Tony-
  • Jimin: don't you mention his name in this house again
  • Suga: This ain't even a house son, and why not mention Tony Jones
  • Jimin: he broke my heart hyung! He broke my heart!
  • Suga: Honestly what are you talking about-
  • Jin: why don't we move on!
  • Jimin: then what would I be hyung?
  • Jin: um
  • Jin: JimJim?
  • JimJim: but that's already my name
  • Jin: wait what happened, where the fuck is Jimin!?
  • JimJim: There is no Jimin
  • JimJim: only Jim Jim
  • Jin: guys what's happening?!
  • NamJim: What do you mean.... Jim?
  • Jim: *evil smile*

anonymous asked:

LITERALLY JUST FOUND YOUR BLOG AN ITS THE BEST THING EVER HONESTLY😩😩 and also like don't you ever just miss the interactions of Harry and Louis like lately I've just been missing the two of them you know!? Like all Larry aside even tho I know they together but just like when it's was normal to mention them together and like just see them in their own world you know😭😭

HI!

THANK YOU!

Lissen, I never asked for fetus Larry Stylinson to be a thing but it was and just…what even…amiright? All I miss is the beautiful empty peaceful space in my mind that existed before I fell into this fandom. And I’m generation Babygate… I cannot even image how some of ya’ll been riding this wave for the seven centuries or whatever it is that this band has been around.
I’m just here for the screaming and the plot twists and the drama and the drama and for when the bears come back cos i’m trash for sleuthing.  
And even then, sometimes on a casual Tuesday when I’m about to bite into a deviled egg I’ll just see projected in my mind palace:

and think what in the the actual fuck 
and then three days later at 2:30 in the morning i feel compelled to make shit like this:

I’m going to go close my eyes now and think about the choices I’ve made. 

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It’s been 3000 years since i didnt draw anything undertale related so ya here’s shitty ddl

dating nct ten!1!!!1!11!

• “babBBbBBYYyyYYy”
• “i love you too babe”
• “im…i can’t say your name babe, im just gonna call you ten”
• lots of skinship!!!!!!
• butt slaps ugh
• “ur so hot”
• “im hotter than TEN thousand degrees. ha, baby, get it, ha”
• he loves you, everything about you is so cute and loveable and sexy to him.
• lots of nose touching
• god his nose is perfect
• “god, ur nose is perfect”
• lots of cute little gestures that make you want to cry.
• dance breaks!!!!!
• “smack it smack it smack it in the rear”
• “UR SO HOT”
• “I LOVE U.”
• johnny messes w ten a lot and you’re just like “nooooo johnny don’t mess w my babyyyyy”
• “lol jk i agree.”
• “NO IM JUST KIDDING TEN, DONT CRY. I LOVE YOU”
• “ill protect you baby!!!!!”
• “ten, ten, ten stop you- you cried bc i went to the bathroom and left you alone for 2 minutes.”
• “iT. Was. DARK OUT. THE TREE LOOKED LIKE A PERSON.”
• o yeah he calls you babe and baby a lot.
• he once made you cry bc ten isn’t good at memorizing things other than really, really important things and dance moves.
• so here’s what happened:
• ten got a new phone
• all contacts lost bc that’s how sm rolls w the phone shit
• you texted him not knowing
• “hey”
• “who dis”
• “??? excuse me”
• “knew phone who dis” ten, used the wrong new.
• “you didn’t memorize my number?”
• “WHO IS THIS.”
• “ten who do you think it is.”
• “IM CALLING”
• you pick up the phone and start crying bc :“( and ten freaks out and he’s like “o nOBABY. BABY N O BABE.”
• it took him all night, but he memorized your number
• and you cried again bc “oh my god please don’t do this for me, i overreacted, you must bc super tired pls get sleep babe”
• but he insisted and was super proud and couldn’t stop smiling after he got it down
• LOTS OF CUDDLES
• tens tiny, so you two are tiny together and you two just hug in whatever position is the most comfortable
• when you’re sad, tens like “ :”“((((( let me give you a hug, you precious baby”
• ten kissed you on your forehead and nose a lot and you’re like “stop it” but you love it
• ten really doesn’t get jealous it’s like “i grabbed a cup of coffee with my ex boyfriend today”
• “that’s nice, what’d you guys talk about? did you have a nice time? it’s cool you two are still cool.” but unlike most boyfriends he’s genuinely curious about what you did and whether or not you had fun
• he trusts you that much
• you know what rhymes with trust
• thrust
• his hip thrusts send you to the heavens above
• sexy time w ten is so unexpected bc he’s normally so happy and he’s a baby who wants all of your attention
• then he turns serious and then he just crashes his lips on yours and you melt like butter.
• his dance performances bring tears to your eyes bc my god- do i need to explain
• you tease him a lot bc he’s on hit the stage
• “DID YOU SAY HI TO TAEMIN TODAY.”
• and you also tease him for the ghost prank thing on hit the stage. ten can’t stand that.
• “//sends the video clip of him screaming//”
• “stoOooOOOP”
• “it’s cute”
• but you compliment him a lot bc gosh he did well
• “IT WAS LIKE- LIKE YOU WERE REALLY POSSESSED.”
• “thank u, thank u”
• ~(^u^)~
• he sends a lot of emojis
• lots of hearts
• “why do you call johnny a fatass”
• “cause HE A FATASS.”
• “who’s your favorite person in the whole wide world, ten”
• “my MOM, then my DAD, then you”
• “….at least you’re honest”
• SUCH GREAT COUPLE SELFIES
• “I LIKE THIS PICTURE. AND THIS ONE TOO. GOD TEN YOU’RE SO PHOTOGENIC. I LOVE THIS PICTURE TOO. OH GO D !1!?!1!!”
• you guys have one official, couple t shirt
• you guys wear it all the time to the point where everyone in the group gasps and takes pictures when you two wear something different
• you and ten never fight
• but you do argue about who’s hotter
• jaemin cannot deal with it.
• “you’re so fucking hot, babe.”
• “mhm, well, you’re hotter okay?”
• “let’s settle this in the bedro-”
• “PLEASE DON’T DO THIS AGAIN. IT’S DISGUSTING.” -everyone. esp jaemin and donghyuck.
• “go on. do it. ill hurt you if you continue. but do it. i dare you.” - johnny and taeyong and hansol.
• “IF Y'ALL DONT SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I’LL KILL YOU TWO FIRST, THEN KILL MYSELF NEXT” - doyoung, yuta
• “hehe they’re talking about dirty things” - jaehyun, kun, taeil
• “lol what” - winwin, jeno, mark, jisung
• ten loves feeding you
• he’s just like “here babe eat!!!!!”
• and you just, eat, and then give him a small kiss on the cheek on on the tip of his nose and everyone’s like “aw y'all cute, but fuck off w that.”
• “ill teach you how to dance”
• you send him his predebut pics all the time
• and his response is either “who’s this hot piece of ass” or “ew what the-”
• he loves to rest his head on your shoulder, vise versa
• he likes to touch you and like, pinch you like, he just likes touching you, a lil too much.
• asks you a lot of weird questions “what if i got eaten by alligators and got shit out whole and managed to survive, what would you do? would you ever kiss me again.”
• “????????”
• snapchats you derps and then sends “i feel betrayed and attacked” when you take a screenshot.
• you’re on his snapchat story so, much. you’re basically the only thing on his snapchat stories. it’s intense.
• he pouts a little when you don’t do things his way
• he pouts a lot when you watch other dancers dancing and you’re like “uGH hot”
• “THE OTHER GUYS IN SIX PACK ARE REALLY GOOD, TEN.”
• “you know im-”
• “ROCKY HAS ABS TOO? AND HES ONLY SIXTEEN? WHAT-”
• “I HAVE ABS TOO”
• “okok you attention wanting baby, you’re the hottest”
• “thank u babe”
• you tell him to dance to new kpop songs lot
• “do a freestyle to exo’s monster”
• “¡¡¡¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿¿”
• y'all say “i love you, babe” more times than you breathe.
• when he smiles, you smile
• when he touches you or rests his hands on your shoulder or something, you get butterflies in your stomach and you’re like “ten ugh-”
• “what”
• “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.”
• “me too, i love you too- are u ok”
• “just peachy.”
• you touch ten’s face a lot just, poking it and stuff
• he’s so good looking
• he smiles when you poke his cheeks or something and he’s just like “i feel like play dough”
• “me or johnny”
• “you forevER.”
• his lips are really soft and they’re super sweet
• he secretly eats candy or a mint or something, anything sweet before he kisses you so you taste his lips and kiss him longer
• tens pretty smart.
• ^ all in the wrong subjects tho
• ten plays with your hair a lot and tries to make you look pretty but it only results in your hair somehow getting messed up
• he once tried to do your make up
• “never again.”
• “agreed”

WELL THIS WAS TEN. I’M JUST KINDA, DOING THESE ONE MEMBER AT A TIME AND THEY’RE NOT IN ORDER (OBVIOUSLY. BUT IM SORRY. I’M TOO LAZY TO PUT THEM IN ORDER)

MY CONFESSION

guys…. i have a confession to make… oh merlin knows how hard this is but…

I LOVE HERMIONE GRANGER.

I LOVE DRACO MALFOY……MORE THAN RONALD WEASLEY (& maybe, a little bit more than Harry Potter as well…)

I JUST DON’T SHIP HERMIONE GRANGER WITH DRACO MALFOY. I LUXURY-CRUISE THEM.

YES, I SUPER DUPER ULTRA MEGA LOVE DRAMIONE.

Okay im done. Thank you for understanding. Bye. I love y'all.