jk i don't ship that

Shit Non-Fangirls Say:

“What’s a ship?”

“What does OTP stand for?”

“What does Canon mean?”

“What are feels? Do you mean feelings?”

“Why do you want them together?”

“But they’re not a couple.”

“What do you do on Tumblr?”

“Why are you getting so excited? They’re not even real…”