i hate these frat boys with their wooden clogs and jingly red hats
Funny story: I was in class today and we had a substitute in maths. I have this bell that I wear around my neck, and my teachers are all used to the jingly sounds it makes. But the sub wasn't. Halfway through class, I turn my head and it jingled. The sub looks up and yells "WHICH ONE OF YOU BROUGHT AN ANIMAL TO CLASS?!?!" Then I had to explain that it was just me and that there were no animals in the classroom. It was fucking hilarious.