jimmy rig

Day One

‘40s!bucky x reader 

A/N: I started watching Outlander and it inspired me to write this. Also, I have no idea if it holds up to the books, I just needed a new show to watch and found it online and thought, “hey, why not? Scotland’s beautiful, I like supernatural, historical, sexy shit, let’s give it a try!” I stayed up until 5 in the morning binge-watching the first five and a half episodes. 

Warnings for this part: Angst, light fluff

Warnings for the series: NSFW/Smut, angst, fluff

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“Fuck you.” You spat the words out as Bucky pinned you to the mat. “I wasn’t ready.” 

“You think an enemy is going to say, ‘Oh, you weren’t ready? Here, let me get up and we can start when you are.’ That’s not how that works, (Y/N).” His face remained cold as you struggled underneath him. “From my position, I could get away with a number of things. I could slice your throat, put a bullet in your skull, break your arms, legs, both; I could even rip you of your dignity and fuck you right here without you being able to move.”

Buck.” Steve stepped up into the fighting ring. “That’s a little too far don’t you think?”

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Seriously, fuck Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift did NOT deserve AOTY in 2010 and she definitely did NOT deserve it in 2016. Why should mediocrity be rewarded just because a black man interrupted her sorry ass VMAs speech in 2009? I am done with Kanye West but there will always be two things (among a few others) that will forever be factual in our lives: “George Bush doesn’t care about black people,” and, “… Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time!” I’m not even a Beyoncé stan and even I know the cultural impact of the “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” video.

Frank Ocean’s post wasn’t even about Taylor, Taylor’s mediocrity-loving fans made it about that mediocre bitch. Frank’s point was that the Grammys still reject the importance of hip hop and its culture. Can you imagine Madonna’s shitty Ray of Light album beating out Lauryn Hill’s The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill? Do you understand how backwards that would have been? Well, what the Grammys did last year was on that level of backwards ass shit. Seriously. To Pimp a Butterfly was and still is a living breathing piece of hip hop. It isn’t perfect, nothing can ever be perfect; but it was and will forever will be an important album. Those songs will be relevant for a very, very long time. The lyrics alone will be relevant for a very, very long time. The references to Tupac and to Jazz music and to funk music will be relevant for a very, very long time. What the fuck will be relevant about 1989 in 2029? I’ve heard people say it was important to feminism, but didn’t the bitch make “Bad Blood” in an attempt to tear down a fellow white bitch?

Frank’s post wasn’t even about Taylor. However, this post is about the mediocre bitch and no amount of bitching will make the bitch seem any less mediocre to me or many, many other people. Her next album will be garbage and we all know she’s going to milk this Frank Ocean thing to try to jimmy-rig another AOTY win, but we’ll just call her phony ass out more. This shit can go on for as long as it has to.

I want a Zombie show where the main cast is a group of queer millenials where 5 out of 6 of them are poc, and they’re basically just trying to survive in a really fucked up dystopia. But like this zombie apocalypse isn’t new, they all grew up in this world, they’re smarter than the generation before them, and they’re determined to make the world better for the generation after them. They don’t believe they can get rid of the zombies, they wouldn’t know the first thing in how to make that happen, but they do know how to make badass zombie-proof safe houses and jimmy-rig weapons to be more effective against zombies, and also they may or may not have accidentally discovered a way to keep someone from turning if and only if you catch them within the first 5 hours of being bitten. 

Basically, I want a zombie show about Millenials creating a zombie survival manual for the next generation so they will survive better and longer and maybe, just maybe, eventually create a cure. 

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Turns out us Bernie Bro, women hating, sexist, conspiracy theorists were right: the DNC and Hillary Clinton gave us Trump. But what’s the new narrative amongst Hillbots across social media? “Bernie isn’t even a Democrat, so it’s all good.” 

Engineering marvel...

I went to the gym with my mother today and realized her carpal tunnel syndrome impeded her from using a lot of her favorite machines, which required her to grip handles. We struggled to find a good compromise until I remembered the equipment used in spinal cord injury unit gyms for individuals who can no longer grip with their hands.

Unfortunately, the gym did not have this special equipment on hand, but they did have wrist guards. With some jimmy-rigging and serious trial and error, I secured the equipment handles with the excess wrist guard strap, allowing for my mother to operate the machines (similar set up as seen below).

Morals of the story? 

1- You can modify your workouts around your limitations

2- I am going to be an awesome physical therapist  

Trump has tweeted multiple times about the media rigging the election, and he’s right. From Day 1, the media has rigged this election in favor of Donald Trump. You cannot turn on the TV without seeing Trump. He’s like the GEICO gecko but more cartoonish.
—  Stephen Colbert, in Punchlines
terms of endearment

(for @helliskylux, who wouldn’t let me stop thinking about kylux pet names.)

“hand that to me, would you, lovely?“ 

hux is lounging on the other side of their quarters, legs thrown over the arm of his chair, sprawled out at the end of a long shift, and he’s gesturing to a holobook sitting nearer to kylo.  he’s stripped off all the formality of his station; all that remains of it are his black pants and his uniform-issue shirt, which is unbuttoned at the collar. kylo rarely sees him so relaxed, which he likes because it makes him feel more relaxed by association, which isn’t easy.  hux is the only person who can do it all.

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