jimmy for president

“your paper won second place!!”

“there is a cash prize!!”

“your paper will be published in the college’s writing journal!!”

“and professors will use it to teach future students!!”

When I know I’ve fucked up really bad Cas comes to me speaking words of wisdom

When Jimmy Carter became president, he put his small Georgia peanut farm into a blind trust to avoid possible conflicts of interest.

Bill and Chelsea Clinton were both going to step down from their positions in the Clinton Foundation if Hillary Clinton won.

Donald Trump is just going to let his children run his international real estate empire and doesn’t want us to worry about the billions he owes to Russian and Chinese bankers.

This is my family

I found it

All on my own

It’s little

And broken

But it’s still good

(Not mine credit to original artist)
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The Voyager Golden Records are phonograph records that were included aboard both Voyager spacecraft launched in 1977. They contain sounds and images selected to portray the diversity of life and culture on Earth, and are intended for any intelligent extraterrestrial life form, or for future humans, who may find them. Neither Voyager spacecraft is heading toward any particular star, but Voyager 1 will pass within 1.6 light-years of the star Gliese 445, currently in the constellation Camelopardalis, in about 40,000 years. 

The Voyager Golden Record contains 115 images plus a calibration image and a variety of natural sounds, such as those made by surf, wind, and thunder, and animal sounds, including the songs of birds and whales. The record additionally features musical selections from different cultures and eras, spoken greetings in fifty-nine languages, and printed messages from President Jimmy Carter and U.N. Secretary-General Kurt Waldheim. The items were selected for NASA by a committee chaired by Carl Sagan of Cornell University.

7 Murder Trials That Captivated The Nation

For months at a time, these historic murder trials dominated the news and left the American people watching their televisions with bated breath.

1. Some person’s family v. some murderer: With nothing better to do or watch in the summer of 1994, more than 200 million Americans decided to closely follow some random murder trial that just happened to be the most exciting thing going on at the time. Nobody really remembers who was involved or what happened, but at least it was something mildly interesting to focus on for a couple of months.

2. Timothy McVeigh: An obsessed public couldn’t turn away from the trial of Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh because he was the only man to ever be tried for murdering a building.

3. O.J. Simpson V. Casey Anthony: Battle of the All-Stars: This murder trial to end all murder trials pitted courtroom legend O.J. Simpson against newcomer Casey Anthony in an epic battle to see who would come out on top. The pay-per-view special was watched by millions across the globe, with Anthony eventually pulling off a dramatic upset to win the coveted Ultimate Acquittal belt and send her opponent packing.

4. The Gilbert twins trial: All eyes were on Tampa, FL on September 22, 2004, as identical twins Eric and Adam Gilbert went to court and accused one another of murdering each other. Both brothers presented compelling evidence that they had been murdered by the other. But after two weeks of testimonies, expert witnesses, and victim impact statements, the jury was still hung, and both brothers walked free.

5. The Case of the Jimmy Carter Strangler: This still-unsolved case, spanning three decades and four trials—all in which a new defendant was acquitted—has captivated Americans ever since President Jimmy Carter was found strangled with piano wire in his presidential limousine in 1978.

6. The murder trial of that quiet guy you went to high school with: In the spring of 2013, all anyone in America could talk about was how that guy they went to high school with was on trial for murder, how’d they’d once partnered with him for a sophomore biology lab, and that they’d always known he was a little weird, but not like this. There were rumors going around that his home life was kind of shitty, though nothing shitty enough to justify a premeditated murder. Seems like the dude just snapped. Damn.

7. The Mike Rowe Massacre: While Dirty Jobs host Mike Rowe has never been tried for murder, odds are if he were it would be a media sensation, especially if he were to cannibalize his victims’ genitalia, dry their skins to make terrifying masks, and use their bones to make weapons to perform more murders. There’s no doubt that if Mike Rowe were to do something like that, his trial would be one of the most fascinating of all time.

This is all I ask for
  • Me: *sleeping soundly on Monday morning*
  • Alarm: BEEP BEEP BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED TIME TO GO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND CRY ALL DAY ABOUT SHIT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-
  • Me: *shuts alarm off and groans*
  • I would rather lose a limb than go today,maybe even rip out all my hair *whimpers* kill me
  • *door bursts open*
  • Dean: COME ON GET IN THE CAR WE ARE KID NAPPING YOU
  • Sam: For a life of adventure where you don't need school
  • Cas: All you need is us!
  • Me:
  • Me: Don't gotta tell me twice *grabs bag of clothes and hops in and drives off never to be seen again*