jimmy fallon quotes

If you went back and fixed all the mistakes you made, you erase yourself. There’s no point to that.
—  Louis C.K.
Try to be different. If you’re different, you have a chance.
—  Don Rickles
There’s always going to be someone out there… who doesn’t believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you’re not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.
—  Jimmy Fallon
I’m a very lonely person. I do get lonely sometimes… I’m not depressed, I’m not sad, but I think to be a human being is to be alone. I mean, I have an awareness of my inability at times to connect with other people because I can’t say exactly what I mean. You can’t directly connect. The inability to fully love another person is a form of loneliness. I don’t know how to fully love another person because there is always some part of me that I’m not sharing. There’s always some part of me that I don’t know how to open up and give to another person. Even the people I love most in the world.
—  Stephen Colbert

To quote Jimmy Fallon, “THAT’S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!” Please no Noorhelm bullshit. If not Evak, then this. Ok??


Ps: I only want two kids,IF I HAVE TO. I can’t cook for shit. I had a crush on my brother’s friend when I was 17.. Sana is relatable AF TO ME!!

Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writer’s room, waiting for the Wednesday read-through to start. There were always a lot of noisy “comedy bits” going on in that room. Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and “unladylike. 
Jimmy Fallon, who was arguably the star of the show at the time, turned to her and in a faux squeamish voice said "Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it!”
Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit.
—  Tina Fey, Bossypants
If I was about to be doing something particularly heinous to Dakota, I would apologize in advance and say, ’I’m probably not going to derive a huge amount of pleasure out of this. I want you to know that.
—  Jamie Dornan about apologizing to Dakota Johnson (The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)