jimmy fallon quotes

I’m a very lonely person. I do get lonely sometimes… I’m not depressed, I’m not sad, but I think to be a human being is to be alone. I mean, I have an awareness of my inability at times to connect with other people because I can’t say exactly what I mean. You can’t directly connect. The inability to fully love another person is a form of loneliness. I don’t know how to fully love another person because there is always some part of me that I’m not sharing. There’s always some part of me that I don’t know how to open up and give to another person. Even the people I love most in the world.
—  Stephen Colbert
Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writer’s room, waiting for the Wednesday read-through to start. There were always a lot of noisy “comedy bits” going on in that room. Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and “unladylike. 
Jimmy Fallon, who was arguably the star of the show at the time, turned to her and in a faux squeamish voice said "Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it!”
Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit.
—  Tina Fey, Bossypants
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To quote Jimmy Fallon himself, “I’m so proud of you and I don’t even know you!”

If I was about to be doing something particularly heinous to Dakota, I would apologize in advance and say, ’I’m probably not going to derive a huge amount of pleasure out of this. I want you to know that.
—  Jamie Dornan about apologizing to Dakota Johnson (The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)
My little sister has epilepsy and I was checking in on her with my dad one day and I texted my dad ‘how are her seizures?’ and autocorrect changed 'seizures’ to 'sexiness’ so… that was uncomfortable.
—  Chris Colfer on why autocorrect is “no one’s friend” on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
  • Jimmy Fallon: First, I want to say happy birthday because I saw on Instagram. You have a good one?
  • Chris Colfer: I did. You know, the older I get, the more wisdom and water I retain.
  • Jimmy Fallon: The picture I'm going to show, I don't quite know how to set it up. When you have parties, you ask your friends, don't bring presents...
  • Chris Colfer: ...just dress up! I love costume parties because they're always such a great icebreaker. Everyone has fun, because we all look ridiculous. But every year, my friends always complain about having to dress up, so this year I made it really simple and I only invited cardboard guests.
  • Jimmy Fallon: Yeah, so here's you. It's you, the Queen, Hillary Clinton, and...
  • Chris Colfer: ...the Rock, yeah.
  • Jimmy Fallon: The Rock, there you go. That's a good birthday.
  • Chris Colfer: It was good. It was very calm, very relaxing.
  • Jimmy Fallon: They're very calm. They're good guests.
  • Chris Colfer: Yeah, no one talked back. It was great.