jimmy de santa

this scene messed me up SO BADLY the first time that i decided to replay the whole game up to this point just to make it last longer & now i’m finally back

anyway, important things to note:

michael fucking trying to hide jimmy behind him, just in case trevor leaps over the counter and tries to strangle him, for no reason, right there and then, in front of his parents, a random yoga instructor, and god

the lil hissed “that’s great!!! that’s great which i am just feeling so hard for some reason
like i will forever be hearing that in my head when some rich stingy self-absorbed asshole brags to me about their latest pay raise or whatever.
that beautiful menacing edge of “i am actually so fucking angry at your entire existence that i have become unable to process my own emotions and instead looped back to slightly irritated apathy”

the fact that michael expects him to hurt his children and instead the very first thing trevor wants to do is save one

the fact that michael is so surprised about this even though tracey has always loved her uncle t and vice versa

the fact that he’s built up trevor to be this horrible, uncaring monster in his head - which he absolutely IS, just not when it comes to his friends! not when it comes to him! - in order to justify every shitty thing he’s done to him, and now he’s being reminded what he’s ACTUALLY like and it just dmfdnqnwfoqwnf

AND THEN MICHAEL GETS IN THE CAR AND STARTS FUCKING, BRO-TALKING IT UP ABOUT GODDAMN KALE PROTEIN SHAKES, SAVE THESE STUPID IDIOTS, THIS GAME IS GOING TO KILL ME

Never forget:

  • Trevor talked about Michael’s floppy dick in the sneaky choice of the Union Depository.

  • Franklin denied checking out Mary Anne’s butt for about five minutes and then admitted that he had been.

  • Devin Weston goes jogging with body guards.

  • Lester, according to Amanda, used to watch her from nearby bushes and masterbate.

  • Jimmy sent a photo of his testicles to an internet stranger and told him that his balls looked like the stranger’s new born baby.

  • Tracey shoots porn and signs autographs when recognized.

  • Ron encouraged his radio listeners to kill their twin and mother.

  • Wade attempted to get Floyd, his cousin, naked and in the bathtub with him.

  • Amanda slept with Jimmy’s third grade teacher.
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JDS: U an ugly b*TCh lol

Niko Bellic: That is very rude of you. I do not even know who you are.

Packie McReary: gtfo troll!  ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ  Leave Niko alone. I’ll fuck you up (」゜ロ゜)」

Roman Bellic: Niko let’s go bowling.


Jimmy is a fucking troll and Packie discovers Japanese emoticons.

I don’t even know what I’m drawing anymore.

Christmas morning at the De Santa's mansion.

Tracey and Jimmy rushing to collect their gifts under the Christmas tree, while Amanda is preparing a delicious Christmas lunch following recipes on YouTube.
Michael is watching TV with Franklin, complaining about how terrible Christmas movies are.
Meanwhile Trevor and Lamar, both wearing the same ugly Christmas jumper, are arguing with Amanda because they want to bake Christmas cookies “with a twist”.